Disclaimer: Injuries suck, but I'm just trying to make light of a crappy situation. Evoking my inner Cookie...and my middley goodness ain't full of fluff neither! Never Trust the Process Fultzly Chef Fultz just 86'd the 2nd round of the playoffs. So is it the Philadelphia 76ers, 86ers, or the Pirates? Eye so confused.
This isn’t really doom to me. It’s more like further proof that LeBron made some deal with the devil that allows him to waltz into the finals every season, and to win it every few. With Curry hurting again, looks like it might be another LeBron year, Kyrie out, Embiid out, fools gold Raptors, injured Curry and Klay, banged up Durant and Green..
I cannot believe how lucky LeBron and the Cavs got with this BS. Was really counting on the Sixers to get that 3rd seed and force the Cavs to play the Raptors in the 2nd round. With this, now the Cavs get to play the C Bags in the 2nd round and then after they beat them, use that momentum to crush the Raptors like they usually do. And with the Warriors and their injuries...who fricking knows what will happen there...
Afraid to ask but do we get Doomed on other teams' fan sites? Our own ZenMaster may be a superstar and we don't even know it ....
I don’t go to the other teams actual websites, just their game threads. In the game threads it’s just general complaining about Laker fans. That and talking trash about Zo, how he’s overhyped and their rookie is so much better. There are a few fans who like our team and think we have a bright future.
The Ball bomb...that could be a new drink. I need to copyright it before Lavar sees it. You are going to be even sadder, soon. The sloth is their mascot. Pau doesn’t dunk. He didn’t even dunk back before he left us and he was a spring chicken back then. You’d look tired to carrying this s***ty team. Where?....to the old folks home. He needs to pick up Pau on the way. Only if he’s healthy. You have two things wrong with the above comment. You wouldn’t have to go to the gym if you stopped eating hamburger helper and Hamburger helper night?.....It doesn’t matter if you skip the crappy game, you’re either watching crap or eating crap...what’s the difference? Oh no, we have a much better player for you. His name is Deng. I think he qualifies for social security. Maybe you can get a tax break for helping the elderly. Hey don’t talk that way about the South Bay Lakers. They can serve prunes and punch at the party. No, you made it an extra 5 minutes. Glad we aren’t the only ones with bad contracts. We will gladly trade you Frye for a pick...lol We didn’t hit the game winner but all our scrubs beat you in the next 5 minutes. Lucky you. You aren’t the only team getting Kuzma’d. Stand in line. Because he likes the opera and walking on the beach at sunset. This wasn’t my comment but I found it so random. You did a great job choking away. Steal of the draft. Smart man. Lucky you’re not meeting us in the playoffs. You’ll get force fed 4 more games in the playoffs. We did finish you off without a struggle.
Tasty and hilarious. The Dame of Doom on her game after not let on the floor last 3 games. Too many good comebacks but this one caught my eye first: Frye might get an offer from SA playing like this. He’s in the right age bracket. Oh no, we have a much better player for you. His name is Deng. I think he qualifies for social security. Maybe you can get a tax break for helping the elderly.
Ah, the sweat sweat sound of a once proud franchise sliding back into obscurity. You guys won't luck into another Pop or Duncan and you don't have the LA appeal. Goodbye.
The league should ban SAS from the postseason . Can't think of a bigger embarrassement than losing to a Ennis-Hart-Kuz-Frye-Zubac lineup