DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Lots of hate for Pop on the Spurs thread. People don’t like his lineups and think they gave out
some bad contracts this past year.

So when can we move into our new house?

Yes he kicks your a**es team in the 4 th quarter. Cause he’s a Big Baller and that what big ballers do.

And you did.

I’ve never noticed this. I’ll have to pay attention next game lol.

Just turned on the stove and it’s getting hot. You guys are going to be just like cheese melted between two pieces of bread on a grill cheese sandwich.

He’s just trying to get a double double anyway he can. Don’t TO’s count towards that?

You do know those aren’t really candy, right?

Our joy is just getting started. Especially in the last couple minutes.

Baseball....is that what your team was playing out there? No
wonder why you lost.

Hope you got to the toilet on time.

This is scary to think about. Especially after that big contract you gave to Pau.

The only thing your players held on to were their shorts. Otherwise we would have pulled
them down and embarrassed you even more.

The genie does not grant your wish.

He has been for awhile now. Only he’s a Laker, so the major media don’t want anyone to know.

Lonzo has ice in his veins.

Hey be happy. I didn’t hear any Laker chants tonight at least.

Wrong, incorrect and not right.

Big Ballers don’t need lottery tickets.

Who would have guessed the Spurs would be a team to not execute down the stretch.

Mostly Lonzo Ball.

That clank fest was music to my ears.

For your teams sake I hope it’s soon. Or you’ll be out of the playoffs.

 

Yes, but we are much more newsworthy and sexier...

 

They have to be, Stu said he’s literally never seen a game end like that. The ending of this game belongs in the referee thread in NBA discussion. I’m happy we won, but horrible reffing is horrible reffing.

 

This was a wild finish. Orlando was really sweating the win. They were happy
with the lose but it really was a screwed up call.

Yes thank you for Shaq.

Snooze you lose.

Looking bleak for your team.

Well at least he’s close to his rookie numbers.

You did have him in to work out at least 2 times, maybe 3. So you had your chance.

How’s that number 33 working out for you?

ZO is fast.

LA lights twinkling in his eyes.

It’s the gravitational pull of the flat earth affecting his his shot.

He needs one of those old people’s, “help I’ve fallen and I can’t
get up buttons” around his neck.

That’s why Lopez can’t get a rebound. His fingers are covered in barbecue sauce.

Randle is definitely terrifying coming at you at full speed.

Vucevictim....that’s a new one. Is that like Bronvictum when he does the same
thing to his teammates in Cleveland?

Your tank is safe with Lopez.

Tank on.

Yes I would love to win another finals.

This was some BS.

Deng is jealous of how much Lopez had to eat.

But I thought it was Kevin’s mother.