DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Just a few more.

Now now...no raging on "The King".

Maybe the only owner worse then Dan.

Good luck there. I heard Sterling is looking for a team.

Don't worry, he's next.

Not 1, not 2 not 3' not 4 ......oh yes...that's your boy. Our boy has 5.

The whipping boy-Kevin Love

I would have loved for this scenario to have happened.

 

Saw this comment just now and thought it was the best one.

 

I had to go rescue this thread from the third page. That’s my WMC.

Ugh....King players.

Jeanie Buss>Jimmy Buss.

We didn’t need him to beat your lowly team.

Is this the first King’s game this guy has ever watched? You look like this every year.

Boogie 2.0

It’s raining Lopez.

At least you will lead the league in one category.

Shot to the ❤️.

Is he stone hands Kawame?

What a wasted weekend. You should know better by now if you’re a Kings fan.

Get use to it. Kuz is going to bother you every game we play.

Noooo...you can’t have Sirron. He’s ours.

How’s that Fox kid working out for you?

It was your team. Maybe you didn’t recognize them with their new uniforms.

We all wish we could play in the East but we have to save that league for Lebron’s dance to the finals every year.

 

I forgot this thread existed there for a bit, thanks for resurrecting it Cookie.

 

YESSSSS!!! My favorite thread is back!!

I hope you have a ton of posts in this thread this year Cookie

 

Watched NBA TV's preview of our team, they said 33. So I hope it is more than that.

 

Sorry guys. The Clippers didn’t have any real active game threads going on. So doom is going to be pretty light and lame. I changed the format a bit and my comments are now after the quote instead of before.

Well 75% of your team is Blake Giffin and you know he will be sitting in a suit on the sidelines soon anyway.

I’m sure Balll is shaking in his $495 sneakers.

First I thought he was kidding about overreacting but then I realized he’s a Clipper fan....so he’s just dumb.

With your playoff record, how are you ever sober?

Who he play for?.....Chuck would really strike out on these players.

He is strong as an ox.

This is the truest statement of the night.

Spirit girls.....sounds like some Indian tribe. You are going to need a lot more luck then that to break the Clipper curse.

I don’t know if this guy meant to say Buick or burek (Balkan pastry) but it’s true either way.

Doc cry me a Rivers...My starting 5 has never been beat. We play who’s put before us. Even if they don’t have a name on the back of their jersey.

 

Cookie has me intrigued with Burek (Balkan pastry).

Agree that the flailing amateur boxers comment summarized the game. Sadly with our starters (sans Ball).

 

Waiting to watch someone get Ball-dozed.

We are playing like trash.

Duh we are the Suns.

Suns mojo is so bad they’re rewarding Laker fans by upgrading them to courtside seats. Come on people. Courtside seats to get an even closer look at this sh*t show.

My 2k substitutions are better than this fools

Best defender doesn’t play in the 1st quarter of which you gave up 40 points in. You can’t make this stuff up.

Ball must feel like he’s on vacation, facing the Suns after Beverly.

Lonzo isn’t going to be a good player. There are a lot warts to his game.

We have 73 points after 1 half. We had 76 points after game 1. It’s great to be back in the summer league.

Bledsoe getting worked by Ball.

Jesus Bled.


And to think we shut down Bledsoe to tank.

Our defense goes to complete sh*t when Chandler is on the floor.


That’s true but it’s sh*t in general.

TJ has 3 travels. Ever heard of dribbling TJ?

Yelling at the TV. Fiancée turned it off. Hope we win.

Shouldn’t have divorced your wife.

LMAO

Ball has 21 points and 7 rebounds. Bledsoe should be suspended for a game.

If Corey Brewer wasn’t such complete garbage at basketball, I’d say he’s more hateable then Ed Davis but their definitely tied.

This team is worse then cold cheese.

Suns in the bonus. Shouldn’t we be driving in like that all the time.


It’s probably a rule by Watson that if we get into the bonus play soft since it wouldn’t be fair for the other teams cuz love and all that crap.

Chandler just opened the door and said “come on in”.

My ears are going to bleed from Lavar’s boasting.

I don’t mind losing but I hate the we’re letting Ball breakout.

And so the legend of Ball grows......

This epic fail was less worse than last game’s epic fail.

Are the Lakersgetting the 8th seed? Is Lonzo going to win ROY? This is the media tomorrow.