DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

We'll take AD and give you Deng in return and if you act right now, we'll even throw in shipping and handling.

You guys NEED to tank and you don't even need our old Tank commander.

Well....one of our prized free agents had 0 points. Do you feel any better now?

Well...Bryon is available. You haven't seen bad yet.

Bryon can fold his arms in front of him. Is that better or worse then a sly smile?

Oh you want a REAL coach. That disqualifies Bryon. Somehow my comments are all Bryoncentric. Sorry for bringing back up some nightmares.

I'd cry too if I have to watch those flopping crybabies.

 

Hype train went off the tracks. Get the black (Tarik) box and find out what went wrong.

My names Cookie but not Brookie.

I guess their hype train is still on the track if they believe this.

Surprise is on you.

Don't get nervous. He seems to always play well against the Lakers.

Handsy???

He did have a bad shooting night but kicked your butt with steals.

Hope this guy didn't stay up for the ending. He'll be groggy and pissed tomorrow.

I thought you had Brookie Cookie.

Thanks for the gift and it's not even Christmas yet.

We know all about GRIT. It didn't end well for us either.

D-League...say hi to Anthony Brown for us.

Now now kids. We must learn to play together.

No. You just fouled us instead.

Your just mad because he played so well. How much are you paying Brooke again?

Hope he doesn't twist his ankles when he trips on his own feet. Maybe it's not his fault. These basketball guys do have huge feet.

Euro step...he's not Lebron.

 

Here's a few more


Ice ice baby.

I thought it was bad this offseason also but he's making me eat my words.

Maybe not the Nets of yesterday but still a ways to go.

Unfortunately this seems to happen to us a lot too.

Seemed to be working for you at first.

His name is Tiny Dog and he is going to comeback and bite your butt.

Father Time is undefeated.

Thank you China for taking him back.

 

I know suicide is no laughing matter, but this is one of the funniest GIF uses I've ever seen.

So glad Dell didn't overpay a role player again

 

Here's some doom. Still working on the second half.


Hope you enjoyed the dunks but you still lost.

We didn't need Russell and we still won. How's that working for you OKC.

I don't even know who this player is.

I've got to agree. Shot in the heart is a great title for this game.

I wonder if these farts smell?

Don't worry. You would have told your dog to erase this game after you texted him.

Baby rabbits are cute. You can sacrifice Adams though. He's kind of ugly.

What do you expect. It's Russ and a bunch of d leaguers.

I guess you'll have to wait for the secret sauce.

Brandon is skinny but he's going to be much better then your guy.

Seems like it's becoming a habit. You can just give us your playoff spot now.

Not sure what this mean but I thought it was funny.

Keep practicing and let me know how that's working for you.

You think?

News flash. Maybe they should do post ups.

Your talking about practice. Not a game but practice.

 

This is a tweet about our Russell but I still thought it was funny and unfortunately true.

NBA kinda works like that. You can't get rid of all your talent and still win.

Happy Birthday. Hope you like your gift.

These Thunder fans are into sacrifices. What is going on in Oklahoma?

Your going to have to do a lot more trades then that if you want to win.

This times hundred. I'm over this commercial.

Welcome to the no Kobe/Durant era.

We were always better.

You did come back. Just not enough.

Poop shots? Have you been talking to Sirron?

Yeap. We got rid of coach that won't be named.

Maybe not.

You didn't need overtime to lose this one.

I'm sure you do.

Must have been 2012.

Could have spent that money on Harden and Durant.

You need more then trying.

Oh....no.

Looked good to me.

That's the difference between the Lakers and OKC.

Hope your lunch was good.

 

Maybe your team needs to start wearing more deodorant.

Guess that players only meeting didn't go so well. Maybe you want to go for the double jinx.

Dennis....sexy? Atlanta isn't that desperate for men.

That's the Dwight we know and love.

Don't worry. We want to forget too. I'm surprised Atlanta still wants him.

We used him properly. We didn't want him back. Well except for Jennie.

Not so fast...there's another 3 1/2 quarters to play.

Some things never change.

That would be our bench. We are number one in the league for a reason.

I love this one. Neon yellow.

We were saying the same thing last year....except the bucket part. Now we love Nick.

Drama queen fan.

He wasn't the only one on your team to do this.

Warriors are going to eat you for lunch. We should know.

He was hot and then he was not.

Your in the east. There's still a chance.

We'll take Kover.

This is true. Every year Lebron gets to sleep his way into the finals.