DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

I’m hoping he’s not on our team by the playoffs.

 

One of our better games. Helped a lot that Luka and Rui were hot.

Cantstandya- George Costana

Patience, young grasshopper.

And not in a Draymond sense.

It’s good to get them all over at once. Or at least in 1 quarter.

Can’t put the cat back in the bag.

It’s not that hard if you keep giving the other team the ball.

6% Yikes. Even on our worst day, we don’t shoot that and we have a lot of s***ty shooting days.

And idiots are everywhere.

At least they hit something.

Depends on if it’s a cooking show.

Worse than Riverdance.

Exercise through osmosis.

Hey they were hungry…..for a Laker win.

Maybe not necessary but awesome just the same.

There’s only one Nico per NBA league.

If you were shocked, then you haven’t watched him that much.

Think how many points Luka could score if a 20 point shot was available.

 

Didn’t get to see most of the game but the score looks nice. Always good to beat up the teams you are supposed to.

Fit bit will play because JJ has a Gabe subscription that he must be getting a kick back from.

Lot of Washington fans were in awe at Luka.

Wrong answer. Thank you for playing.

You don’t.

Luka was having a ball…with the ball.

Adults…..we have a senior citizen and his son who helps him across the street.

Get yourself some sleep. It’s been over for a long time.

He definitely said we weren’t losing this one tonight.

Definitely the right move.

Probably the only thing you could do to stop him.

I’ll take bums over bumbling idiots, that your players are.

When you’ve been bad so long, you don’t know anything else.

It’s a good old-fashioned a** whooping.

This was like the All-Star game without you having any stars.

It wasn’t a pretty loss but beggars can’t be choosers.

You could throw his oversized sweaters into the crowd, but they’d land on somebody’s head and caused a concussion.

You definitely a**.

It’s surprising how much attention from fans he gets when he checks in.

You can say that you saw a historical event.

Who?

Yep.

You are gonna need a lot more than one practice.

 

Doom will be short tonight. Nets really don't have any fans and the ones that they do have are on team tank.

No our team MO is coast the most.

Silver too busy planting trees, so he can show us all the work Kawhi did when the “investigation” wraps up.

Had to get some playing time for Fitbit. Don’t want him to lose his charge. Those 0 points really turned the tide.

Lakers are winning and that’s the law and Reaves is back and order has been restored.

Not likely.

HIM would say no to tanking.

Your 7-3 win record of late is only a distant memory now. Back to the tank.

With Bron out there it’s more like grandparents.

Wait, there’s a game?

So true.

Sounds like me when Gabe enters the game.

We have some fans who want him.

Your team letting you down twice within the same game.

You’re chuckers out chucked ours.

Got to have your standards.

Yes maybe his total for 3 games.

 

Good win after Luka went down. It’s great to have Reaves back. We missed you so. One thing is for sure though,
PHI fans hate both Nurse and their cheap owner who just traded away a player to save money. Feels familiar.

You ducked yourself into a L.

We save our defense till late in the fourth quarter.

He’s a pretty good diva too.

Our Maxi is better than your Maxey.

If you paid for something faster than dial up service, you could fix that.

This is something we can all agree on.

Wrong on both people.

It’s the famous fake back. We’ve all been through it.

Very.

That was actually a good timeout by JJ. I almost fell out of my chair.

Reaves says eat my dust.

Draymond needs to become your mascot.

Fans really don’t like their front office/owners.

Well if your owner is a cheap as you say, I’d say because you have to pay him.

Teflon Morley will just deflect.

We have a veteran, steady presence who’s about to go to a retirement home in Florida. Maybe we could switch?

Yelp away.

Need a Fitbit? Never mind…..

They love themselves some Nick.

And what a nice run it was.

Hey we used to have concrete under play equipment. None of this soft rubber stuff they have now….and yes I did
walk to school in the snow, uphill both ways.

He probably just stroked Embiid ego and tells him how great he is.

Those were beautiful to see.

Was this guy a former Clipper fan? Nah, he’s too smart.

Poor Vando. He got hosed on some of those calls.

Sorry the Super Bowl is this Sunday….and the Sixers lost.

50 million a year buys a lot of stuff. Too bad it doesn’t buy an anti turnover machine.

I wouldn’t expect anything different from a process team.

I don’t know. I got some doom out of it.

If you buy right now, he will throw in a LaVar Ball for free, just pay shipping and handling.

 

Gosh Golden State fans are the biggest whiners about the refs. Well over 50% of the posts were how the Lakers have the refs in their back pockets, yada yada. Oh and they hate Podz big time.

Magic 8 ball says outlook not so good.

Because we are the Lakers and we deserve to get talented players out of thin air.

Yes and he wears an Apple watch instead of a defunct Fitbit.

They sure are. I can’t believe they shot 51 three point attempts and only 92 basket attempts overall.

No you’re just used to Lakers missing wide open 3 point attempts.

Playing and contributing. Unlike former dead guys or your new dead guy.

But that won’t stop you from chucking every chance you get.

Those shoes were UGLY and definitely looked like clown shoes.

Try a shot closer than 22 ft.

We have different Opinions on what entertaining is.

That was some ugly basketball the first half.

That’s because he’s not a role player you doofus.

Gorillas are smart, that’s the opposite of Podz.

He’s the brother of dumb and dumber…his name is dumbest.

Better find the toilet quick.

At this point that’s all he’s good for.

We outshot the warriors 41% to 27% on threes.

He can share a room with JJ while they go through the 12 stages of grief after losing their favorites…oh that’s right,
you didn’t trade your boy wonder.

Oh oh oh, pick me teacher..pick me.

Thank god we didn’t get him at the trade deadline.

I personally don’t want to find out what is lower than dog s***.

Sure he is. He’s closing down your chance of winning this game.

Every coach has a favorite pet rock.

Hey Musk or Bezos can you help them out?

I’ve felt that way watching certain players sometimes.

Like I said, they love Podz.

Just need to find a coach that loves you as much as Kerr.

I don’t know but it’s like magic to me. And not the Magic that trades Zu for Muscala.

I hope to see this comment over and over again in doom.

Got to pay royalties to Russ for using his nickname.

I seem to remember something along these lines when they both started. What a joke.

 

Mavs are on team tank. So not much going on in their sub.

Team tank is safe.

We will take him back…here have Dalton.

This is true, but I did anyhow.

Everyone has to chip in somehow.

Hey but they got to see LeBron’s triple double.

Pretty much.

Be careful about getting used to losing.

Got to stat pad somehow.

You lost Luka but you got Flagg as a consolation prize.

It’s called the Luka effect.

Whistle?….he needs shots. Stop chucking guys and give the #1 three point shooter in the league more than 4 attempts.

Sure but they don’t know any of your guys names, so we’ll just talk about the Lakers instead.

It started with a certain trade by a certain person…

Glad to hear it happens to other players than just the Lakers.

Luka is a girl dad.

Should have sold high.