Good morning Cookie and thanks again. Typically I have an Arctic Blueberry blend with my Morning Doom but I happen to be in San Francisco instead of AK so I went to the Bizarre Care for a Chaggaccino. Double Doomin was every bit as delicious.
Memphis fans thought Ja mailed it in tonight. They hate Smart and miss Jake. Don’t think that 7 points was a big deciding factor. Ja knew that before the game. That’s why he put money on it. Nico is a hero around here. The second quarter was rough. Only person who complains more than Luka is sitting on our bench. It’s not subconsciously. You know you’ve only played five games right? It’s not that high of a bar. Don’t go out for late night BBQ Smart.Might not make it back to the hotel in one piece. We are happy too. They don’t want him either. Not sure if this is supposed to be a complaint or a compliment. Yes, but only in the second quarter. Another happy Memphis fan that Smart is gone. It’s better than hearing LeBron is going to be 41 this year, Don’t you think? Is that you Mike Tyson? Better get that heart checked before you have a heart attack carrying around all that extra weight. Still did a couple of dumb things but you live with them and carry on. Is that what it is?. Ja Thought it was a bullet whistling by and ducked. If I knew beer could solve world peace, I would have bought a keg a lot earlier. Not during practice time, but there are some good video compilation’s of LeBron in game time play. You got your wish. I wouldn’t consider eight points being a volume shooter. Just you. Let me guess you dressed like Diddy…. Never mind that was Ja. As long as your guys don’t think his leg is a bush. He might miss the shot then. Still cashing them checks though. I’ll let you guess who got the treat? Maybe you shouldn’t be eating the ones with THC. I’m sure you would. Too bad the Lakers would be laughing so hard we would disconnect the phone by accident. He hustled the court without even shaking hands. Guess he was saving his energy for that. That’s because she shooting granny shots. Nobody even looks like they want it. Was that Billups I saw him with earlier? Don’t we all wish we had those plays to put into action.
wow they are depressed. Hate to say it and yeah winning games is great but I feel a lot like this. With such great passers on the floor together I expected to see more fun passing and free flowing offense rather than trading off mostly ISO ball and pick and roll. “Perhaps they are just better without LeBron and Luka. Let the Arkansas kid cook. They were playing like a team. Luka Is just ruining the flow. Nico is vindicated. Nico is a d****** but that’s for another topic.”
always a lot of coping when we’re good. Last year Luka was dead; now it doesn’t matter that he’s not.
Miami fans hate Wiggins and want him gone. Blamed the loss on shooters being injured. Yes Pat, now we want two 1st to take him. Too late. Plus I’d take that as an insult Reaves. Tell that to some of our fans. Nico only had 1 Luka to trade so someone has to cosplay. Works for me. Miami fans hate Wiggins. That should tell us something. Certainly not great, but he’s being undersold. He’s not bad. Yep, granny wear at its best. Wonder if he wears granny panties too? Not 40 but he did make a 3. And his first basket of the season. That was an epic fail. Don't we all wish that. lol Not another deflate gate. Yep. Smart isn’t Artest crazy but definitely not a guy he wants to start something with. No at least 2. And people want to trade picks and good player for him. We would have run out of room in the rafters years ago with all the Laker killers. Does Spo actually breakdance? I’ll have to try to find some video. You forgot the part about you’ll want a first and 1 young good player to take the bum off your hands. Until it’s Spring forward daylight saving time. Know when enough is enough. Well you’ve got an ocean right there. Go find a fish. Yes, didn’t give me much to work with other than hating Wiggins.
been saying this for months. not just the fans; the FO was clearly trying to move him all summer. i think it's funny that folks wanted to run dlo out of town on a rail (fair) but want to move assets for wiggins. there's a reason these guys have been traded for one another. they're very similar in the frustrating talent-to-performance translation, particularly the inconsistency/mentality issues.
Cookie has taken Doom to entirely new levels. Pull up your favorite version of Gaster's Theme and enjoy how the Dame of Doom smote the king with a few simple strokes of her keys.
Today is a great day. Our scrubs roll into to Portland and kick some a**. Who would have thought? Great game. I’m proud of our guys. We didn’t need any of them. We have Nick Smith Jr. No rude is what the score is going to be. Still having fun? Because they believed even when I didn’t. The door?….. First, you have to find the basket. Or just plain old points. Yes since getting a ton of charity fouls didn’t work out for you. Should sign DB Cooper. Can score and invade being stopped. I think the kids caught a turnover. Lakers stole the only thing that mattered. Your answer is Vando. What kind of drugs do you have up there in Portland? Maybe it wasn’t Chauncey’s gambling. Bronny is a no name too. Nepo babies don’t count. Yes it is. Not sure which one to comment on. All star… We barely had one and a half star rating out there and we won. Plus who the hell’s gonna give you an All-Star for Jeremy Grant and the second round pick. Maybe you were the guy who said Vando or there’s just a lot of stupid people in Portland. That isn’t a swing of the pendulum it’s a swing of a samurai sword. Learned that they’re not all that. Yes and they are going to rain down on your butts. Did you see our 17 win team? Ready to tank yet? Thanks for the gift and it’s not even Christmas. We need to start a petition for this to be named the Smith Jr holiday. No one can stop the merry band of misfits. You would rather lose to Nick Smith, who I’m sure you’ve never heard of. The spell may be broken, but the magic is still there. I think I would too. If he was at crypto, he certainly would’ve gotten a chants. We don’t need that. Our guys are already lifting the legs on your players and marking their territory. It’s worse in real life, when you see the players on the court and can’t name half of them. And he would definitely be a jail blazer. You can and you did. Hands off our MVP. Yes he was. Winner winner, chicken dinner. Don’t think you have to worry about this guy passing the bar. Clank. No we are just that good. Mostly in the foot. We certainly didn’t.
Best doom of this young season so far, and this is saying a lot. Thank you Cookie, that was a magnificent meal!