DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

I’m back from vacation. Thanks for doing doom for me while I was away @The Showtime Mamba. It was an ugly win tonight
but it was a win.

We need someone to guard the candy dish from Luka instead.

 

I hate doing doom after we get a game with a ton of free throw attempts. There’s just hundreds of refs suck comments
and none of that are funny.

Only got up 23, so I guess you lost all that sleep for a moral victory.

Most media channels out there are not very complimentary to the Lakers but don’t let that stop your irrational hate.

Did you drink more beer than Luka did today?

Better get used to it. He’s like a Laker now..

Don’t worry, he’ll be taking an early shower.

Or to spare me reading one more complaint about the refs.

I’d be concerned if that wind changes directions.

So do you the other 29 teams?

Hope Ant man didn’t drop the soap when he got sent to the showers.

As long as he can squeeze through the door coming to the arena, I don’t give a s***.

That really is Broke Back Mountain.

How about 46 free throws instead?

That’s a new name.

Yes one has a face and one’s just off.

Saying bingo is tech worthy. Throw him out.

Neither can their fans.

Better get some bodybuilders to lift Luka.

One of these Luka’s is not like the other.

He’s more pear shaped than cone.

He wears a headband now. Plus I don’t think any players celebrates with their hair.

Trying brushing you teeth then. They aren’t supposed to be green.

At least the ref idea is interesting.

Just thought this was funny.

Nah, that’s just how we roll.

 

Always good to beat the Clippers. How are those streetlights working for you?

Yes that one extra free throw we shot really show how much the refs love us.

You need some baby players in that crib because Harden and Kawhii are at the adult diaper stage.

Guys overrated. Always has been.

Playoffs?…..you kidding me?

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

No, still fake.

Yep.

It’s been five years he’s been injured. What are you talking about already?

It’s hard to have pride when you’re number one asset is plentiful toilets.

For 10% of the cost too.

King of Inglewood, you mean.

They are tired from going to strip clubs with Harden and staying up all night.

Harden is a complete disaster class.

Groundhog game.

Before his knees turned to dust.

Vando would crush you just like your Clipper dreams.

JFK would still be alive if Harden was the shooter.

Now you know what other fans feel like when they see him.

More like Harden is a**.

Brick, brick, brick, clank, clank, clank.

The system is called, chuck and suck.

Man wasn’t he?



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4 pts scored n 4.5 minutes to end the game. Harden Kawhi era is deadlier than Kawhi’s legs.

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Kawhi says snakes don’t need legs.

But hey, at least you don’t have Playoff P anymore.

 

Clippers fans know it’s over and have basically given up. They are ready for the rebuild but realize they can’t tank because they have no picks.

New Westbrook is about as low as you can go.

Stick around, we let you back in.

Don’t worry. We will see your turnovers and raise 5 more.

No one really does. Just such a different atmosphere in Clippers land than a few years ago.

And the Oscar for best team goes to the………LA Lakers.

He will be back in your nightmares.

Even with all of Ballmer’s bucks.

And we were a bakery giving out free turnovers.

That’s like saying you missed shingles.

So much for the race to see who’s king of LA.

Dairy Queen?……at least give them a job at In and Out. That’s the lowest we’ll go.


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Don’t talk sense to Clipper fans. They won’t understand.

A Rational clipper fan. Get out why you still can.

If it was “Mann” that might be something to brag about.

You talking about adjustments…not a game….adjustments.

How’s SGA doing nowadays?

The old Laker killer.

It was over when Kawhi’s knee turned into jello.

You’d have SGA, all your picks and a lot more options. Sometimes it’s the trades you don’t make.

Sure aren’t the kings of LA…..silly rabbit, trix are for kids.

I was as shocked as you.

We sure do.

Even without all those extra toilets, there wouldn’t be any lines at the girls restrooms. Have to have fans to have lines.

 

It’s so good to see Clippers fans knowing they’re not going to be relevant anymore. I have zero sympathy for them, who the hell has the option to be a Lakers fan or Clippers fan and chooses the Clippers? Like what is going on in your head to have that mentality, what went wrong in your life to lead you down that path? Also I snort laughed at the shingles line.