DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. LTLakerFan

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    “Doug Christie it’s completely unqualified for this. This is basically a pick up game.”
    Way to go with that patience…gave him all of 2 quarters.

    “I think Koen screamed F Mike Brown when he drained that 3.”
    Funny I think I heard Max scream something like that about Ham.

    “Len should be thanking God each day. This is the biggest 7 foot wussy I have ever seen in my life. If
    he was a foot shorter. He’d be working at McDonald’s getting yelled at for not putting straws in the bag.”
    (See you guys here …. it’s Not AD :rofl: )


    “Mike Brown Is laughing his a** off at home.”

    No he’s trying to update his DVDs.


    “Closing like the Keystone cops.”

    Sag for Flagg

    “I’m not as confident as I was pregame.”
    You think?


    :giggle: :clap: :D :rock:
     
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  2. Juronimo

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    "We went from the beam team to the meme team."

    JAVALE MCGEE would say otherwise as the ringleader of the true meme team.
     
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  3. Cookie

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    Didn’t get 60 but 38 is pretty damn good and the second “Hardy” boy needs to show up.




    Is that HUI?…hooping under the influence.




    That’s even worse they Kwame Brown’s hands.




    Load management.




    No that’s was Sam Cassell. Or Adam Silver could be an alien too.




    Maybe get off Instagram Joe and watch the game.




    Hey, at least he got one.




    The refs were terrible tonight even with instant replay.




    Tip, if it’s really hot and he sees a guy in red with horns…he’s probably in the wrong place.



    News flash, they are.





    Some number one pick he turned out to be. At least he’s better than Bennett.




    That’s looking on the bright side lol.



    Don’t worry. We will let you back in. We like to keep things interesting.




    Just spell it HIM.



    I’m sure he is.




    Yes but does he have his hands in his pockets?



    We have the energy twins Hayes and Koloko playing tonight.



    The Blazer fans love Chauncey about as much as we loved Ham.



    Working extra or hard are familiar concepts for Ayton.
     
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  4. KareemtheGreat33

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    Give us Time Lord fools :giggle:
     
  5. Zoyd Wheeler

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    My fave:
    Blazers fan: We basically stopped playing defense in the last five minutes… And offense too.
    Cookie: Don’t worry. We will let you back in. We like to keep things interesting.

    All-too true. And funny, given the context.

    Dig your Wit, Cookie!
     
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  6. Cookie

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    Short on time and material, so I’ll make it quick.

    I didn’t know Paul Pierce played for you.


    And a few good men and lots of other stuff.



    Zen would like a word with you.



    Been there, don’t that.


    So nice when we aren’t the team in that position.



    We had 12 steals, so there was a lot of thievery going on this game….stealing from your team and Father Time.




    Man up, cupcake.



    Westbrook says hold my beer.



    Funny how the exact same words can have totally different meanings to each team.



    Sad but true.




    You can have him back because we could use a “Herro” lol.




    The little blue pill?



    Miami fans HATE Bam and his contract.



    Cha-ching.



    Yikes.




    If he actually said this, it’s really poor. Doesn’t matter if he thinks it’s true or not.
    That type of loser mentality in sports is never good.
     
  7. Zoyd Wheeler

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    My fave:
    Heat fan: Spo would rather sub in some dudes in wheelchairs than play Bam and Ware together.

    Cookie: I didn’t know Paul Pierce played for you.

    Throwback!
     
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    Wow the Nets really have, no fans. The few they do our full speed ahead on the tank. This was an ugly as
    hell game but I’ll take the W and move on.

    Definitely didn’t lose by 40….or hardly at all.






    It’s better than all of them wearing giant pink sweaters and thinking it’s fashion.




    Almost but he has bricks in his veins on that last shot.



    Yes well that Ben in a nutshell.



    Like I said, team tank.




    He’s back to playing basketball for a team that doesn’t care about winning. Match made in heaven.





    Sure can.
     
  9. Zoyd Wheeler

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    Nets fan: Ironically, both teams can thank Dlo.

    Cookie: Sure can.

    Damn if that ain't too true.
     
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    Dlo revenge game?

    Almost but he has bricks in his veins on that last shot.

    :D

    …. but as that last shot was setting up for a dagger to our stomachs DLO walk off 3 or fouled and 3 shots it was:

    :Addrinking::Addrinking:
     
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    You know what I find kinda funny?

    Starting, I guess, 2 seasons ago, every DOOM was filled with fans of other teams saying stuff like "Of course now Reaves is making them" or "How embarassing to be beat by Reaves" ... and in general treat him like Lin during Linsanity.

    Now... crickets. He has arrived and there are no fans (aside from the Lakers fans LOL) that underestimate him. They know he's HIM.
     
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  12. Cookie

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    Other fans respect his talent but they still complain that he flops and foul hunts.
     
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    Wiz fans are few and far between. They all hate Kuz and would trade him for a used tissue.


    Has to have something to work on. His closet is already full and no room for more tattoos.



    We shopped him for years. It’s your turn now.



    I actually forgot JHS is on our team. Is he injured, dead or playing in China?



    The usual complaints about fouls.



    It’s like a game of “who he play for”.



    Not like much else to talk about when you’ve only won six games.



    Trade machine says no.



    Yep, the same guy people want here.



    Reaves did trip over his own feet. I was surprised they didn’t challenge.




    Couple trades?.? Yes if those trades are Luka and Joker.




    The turd comment sounds like something Butler would say.



    Like I said, Kuzma is a fan favorite.



    When you are bad, you’re bad.
     
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    Wiz fan: Wonder if we can trade Kuzma and the wizard dancers for the Laker girls.

    Cookie: Trade machine says no.

    :Laugh:
     
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    wizards and hornets fanbases live a very difficult existence, man. just wall-to-wall dysfunction year after year. these are teams that the ishbias of the world should buy cheap, rehab, and sell, imo. like cuban did in dallas when they were the worst franchise in the league.
     
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    The Wizards have been a halfway house for dysfunction ever since the Gilbert Arenas Nick Young years. You'd never think Kyle Kuzma and Jordan Poole have actually won championships.
     
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    Oh I am thinking the Doom Meal will be extra fricken tasty tonight.....
     
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    Fine dining...fine cuisine.
     
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    C bag fans were complaining about playing 5 games in 7 nights with 2 OT games and playing back to back. Cry me a river.
    That’s why you don’t the Clippers kick your a** most of the night and have to go to overtime.


    Have to get those carbs.


    It’s like Potato Vision.



    C Bags fans aren’t very happy with the up and down play of Tatum this year.



    Your team is sucking wind, the refs sucking a**. Lot of sucking going on and this time it’s not us.


    If you can’t win, complain about the refs.




    I was saying the same no earlier this year when Gabe tried to shoot a 3.




    Easy on down, easy on down the drain….




    That’s because he’s HIM and he’s smart enough to not date a Kardashian.



    No overtime for us. Put this one to bed early.



    Does he really have a PO in 2028, like I read on the C bag site?

    Kevin’s got nothing on Steven A. Smith.


    I guess wizards have more magic than leprechauns.




    Doom is good. Let it flow.



    Your whole team shoot 34% from 3 this game. People who live in glass houses…..



    It burned NBA fans retinas.


    Pepperidges Farms remembers.



    He’s following the Ham example.



    When you’re good, you’re good.


    Instead you just showed your butt crack.




    Melt down coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….



    Definitely smoked some Boston butt tonight and not the kind you make BBQ out of.



    21 points qualifies as a blowout.


    It’s funny how all the fan bases know Bronny is the human victory cigar.



    Glad we could be of service.




    Did you flush them down the toilets?
     
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    Hard to pick a fave here. A harder game than chess. But if I had to pick one:

    Bags fan: Starting to enter, we might actually suck now territory.

    Bags fan: Y’all all overreacting doomers.

    Bag fan: This must be your first time here. If we’re losing at any point in time, it’s time to blow it up and fire everyone.

    Cookie: Doom is good. Let it flow.

    Bwhahhahahha(cough!)hahahoo!
     
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