DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

These calls are as soft as baby ****. (then sir your baby is a constipated!)

Dray needs 4 points and 2 assists for his tripple double. (Dray needs one more credit to graduate clown college)

Rough call on Curry…total flop by dLo. lol can these **** refs at least be a bit more subtle about it? (Of course the Russian GSW fans surname Reffabitch)

I love Draymond the model citizen (Like a reformed Joker)

This is just what you come to expect when these teams play, Lakers always get the calls. Great product NBA.( Of course my horse)

That's a flagrant. Draymond needs to reel it in. Dray got away with one. (Respect to the honest unbiased fans a dying breed)

Doris b**** a** tryna get Draymond suspended again. (Draynond going full on end scene of scarface Tony Montana is doing fine, and Doris sounded more like she was trying something else on in regard to Draymond)

calling it Draymond will shoot a airball three (Nothing from nothing leaves nothing)

Draymond can't help himself. Who wants to start the pool on when he'll get suspended next and for what offense? (He could ride Silver around the stadium like a minature pony and probably not get a tech tbh)

Draymond can't help himself. Who wants to start the pool on when he'll get suspended next and for what offense? (at this point he is daring the league to suspend him a recalcitrant repeat offender)

These refs are driving off in nice new cars today, care of some shady crooks. (From your home court)

Curry hero ball mode is not it. What a **** awful shot. (Not the worst hands to give a shot to. I saw a lot of stress and aggravation on Curry this game, it is getting to him trying to support a struggling team)

Every single offensive set run by the lakers in ot was to go at klay. EVERY single one. (What is he the hillbilly klay now?)

Then... big bucket klay and.... yep never count him out.

I practice the LeBron 3 whenever I shoot around and I'm shocked out how easy and quick it is to hit. It's probably my highest percentage 3. I'm shocked more players don't use it. (Interesting)

DLo still mad at being sent to Minnesota, icy cold revenge on the mind. (Must be hard never being able to unpack your bags at your house)

Here we go again. Curry was just AWFUL towards the end of regulation.

And yes...Draymond AGAIN hit someone in the face intentionally.

Might pull this out but really it should have been a close out double digit win had the Warriors been able to execute at all. (GSW fans aren't too bad here)

This game is nuts and I love it. (so is Draymond's main defensive scheme)

we just suck man the only reason it almost went to 3OT because nobody can make a basket. We have Dray, Steph then 8 players who should be play 15 mins or less but we dont have any choice.

Steve Kerr is bum, you dont lose games when Draymond is +31... talk about put up some ridiculous lineup that lost us 10 points in 2 mins (DOOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

38 made free throws for the Lakers on 43 attempts.

11 made free throws for the Warriors out of 16 attempts.

Curry, 3-3 from the FT line.

Austin Reaves, 8-9 from the FT line.

DLo, 7-7 from the FT line. (And that didn't include all the missed calls and the fact recidivist Draymond should be in the Arkham Asylum for the criminally flagrant right now, also quoted to show an awesome free throw effort from us with the Lebron 2 for 2 decider)

Warriors basketball... Torture! (Haha)

They hate Kerr, they hate Klay they really f'n hate Poole (and he is not on their roster even)

And as bonus Doom, Curry was so pissed he lost his mind and summoned Hulk Hogan into his soul for a moment.

 

43:16 on FT in favor .. Lakers should be banned by law! When James finally retires, all basketball fans will breathe a sigh of relief, with the exception of the deranged fans of this puffed up king.
LOL.
That GSW shoot 58 3's and had 34 PF and Green should be ejected in 3 Rd quarter they forgot

 

What a game but the constant salivating from Doris Burke for the Warriors was super annoying!

 

lulz

 

LMAO
They think it should be travel on last play instead of FT

Travel. I found it at the time and have the same opinion watching it again. However, you can't think that the arbitration will mark this, right? Even more so when it’s Lebron James. Same logic for Draymond's foul on Vando on Curry's ball. Total thick view.

 

LeBron broke out his signature move, the crab dribble ftw.

 

if that's a travel, i have some very bad news about steph curry and the step back three in general.

 

Get that j****** out of the color duties. She makes Cris Collinsworth look like Tommy Heinsohn with a couple of sour whiskeys. Go back to the sidelines please. If I have to hear one more f***ing climax on a mundane story from her, I'm gonna program my Alexa to mute the TV everytime that lady speaks on TV.

 

It looks like the site is back......


We NEED that C-Bag DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! They lost to a Bron and AD less Lakers squad.

FEED US!

 

What a win!

 

Doom on the way

 

C Bags doom is the kind doom we truly deserve.

 

This is the grand show. The one you have been waiting for...

Let's go Cs with another win. (Let's not)

lakers confuse me. sometimes they play tough, sometimes they play like one of the worst teams in the league. (Our coach is Hamlet, to be or not to be)

I got $100 on C Bags at DraftKings -14.5 They better wipe the floor with them tonight. I want to see Gino Time! (degenerate gambling doom)

Must win game or hang my head in shame and hide tomorrow from my friends (This man was never seen again)

ha!!!!! let the slaughter begin. I hope the C Bags win by MORE THAN 100 POINTS!! no humiliation is too much for the evil and stinky lakers!!! (We stink of parades, championships and VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and also over mouldy ham)

This is funny. I feel bad for those two guys though, traveling all the way from Iceland only to find out that Lebron’s out. (New film remake "Look who's Stalking)

Lakers uniforms are just an abomination (I read the comics, the abomination was green Larry)

KP having a really rough start. (Unicorns have a habit of attracting virgins)

Bring in PP! (no need to your whole team is s***ting their pants)

Lakers are a much better team without LeBron and AD. More shot opportunities and ball distribution. (Ouch, grain of truth Doom)

Tatum just seems disinterested in this game. Slow on offense and defense. (He's doing it for Kobe)

Brown, if you have dang Reaves on you, take it to him! Don't just kick it out for a dang three! (Reaves by reputation will have a second act career as a turnstile).

16 points in the paint so far. Lakers have no center… (no we only have the crypto.com arena after our Staples popped)

A 7’5 center that can post anyone up at will but won’t get in the paint. Same with Tatum (All hail the Mega Cissy)

How the hell is Reeves making half-court 3's? (HBK-DNA)

Bruh the Lakers aren't even a good 3-point shooting team, how is the entire team suddenly Curry (Del Curry, is the owner operator of the worlds first home based sperm bank)

If Joe has any balls he'll chew out our entire team for this. Meanwhile he watches our starters continue with this sorry effort and makes no adjustment. (This is Joe, Joe has no balls, do not be like Joe)

Crowd needs to start booing now. (boozing)

 

We're back!

 

they are scared to see us in the Finals!!!

 

Mo Doom mo problems

Hey guys, we haven't even started on the 3rd quarter yet. And we're getting slaughtered in the 1st half. Think it's time to throw in the white flag (must be attached to the towel)

You people are hilarious. The Clippers game a few nights ago was absolutely horrific and they lost by 40. They are bad tonight but it's not even close to the Clippers or even Bucks game a month ago (The glass is half full, unfortunately it is full of cloudy rusty hued urine)

Ugly. My daughter was looking forward to this game all day. She's disgusted. I tried to prepare her ahead of time. (Condolences to you and your ugly daughter)

I feel bad for the fans who paid $300+ per ticket. (Supply and demand curve DOOM!)

I turned the game off and started reading a book. (Then he figured out he couldn't read)

Hey team, maybe try and guard Reaves? Double him and force him to make a decision?? Jesus... (Spoiler alert this was not the actual Jesus posting)

Jaxson Hayes is barely in the league and we're letting him tee off on us, lol. (Jaxon Hayes, all in my brain Lately things they don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why Excuse me while I kiss the sky)

We're back to 2022-2023 C Bags again where they are going to pile up brick and garbage at home. This'll be a disadvantage for them in the playoffs if they're the #1 seed. (the parquet flaw in their plans they will get Bost)

Beat by the white trash from Oklahoma (Stay no change that out...become classy Boston)

What do you know. The Tatum iso at the end of the quarter fails again. (iso is just another word for playing with yourself in public I.e the Pee Wee Herman offense)


I can fit that square peg into that round hole, says Joe. (Bryron calls that grit, Dwight calls that a fun Saturday night, Ham is busy trying to hammer jello to the wall).

Joe looks bewildered. (That's ok, Ham looks like he has get your tenth lobotomy free card and is clutching it in his pocket so he doesn't lose it)

What an ugly game and effort. (yo momma)

Out worked and out played... (yo grand momma)

No pride. No character. Entitled, no accountability soft players who think they can just show up and win. (Getting Boston translation)

Larry Bird kG They wouldn’t allow this to happen. This effort is deplorable. Worst loss of the season and it’s not even close. C Bags haven’t been in this game at any point. (DOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!)

Why the hell did you go out and get KP? All this pick and pop crap was crap. I knew Joe was full of crap (As Jack Nicholson's Joker said "this town needs an enema)

If I'm playing the C Bags in the playoffs, I'm not even letting my star players suite up for the games. This team is notorious for playing down to their competition, and then losing. I was hoping this tendency went away this season. (strategic doom)

I’m literally like too angry to post right now (so was this done by your carer or your emotional support animal?)

Christian Wood is awful. No wonder no one wanted to sign him. (lucid doom, ouch, I still back him)

Terrible game from Kristaps. Come on, just go up with it. (Zingis is the poor man's zingis that's how Unicorn's became extinct)

Watch out, someone in this forum called me out for saying that Ime was a much better coach than Joe. They then went on to say Joe is the best coach this team has ever had in decades. (ever team hates their coach, and they don't like say it ain't so Joe at all)

For 300M I expect way more from Jaylen (I blame inflation, without Kobe he spent summer in Florida and got the MAMBO MENTALITY)

KP just sucks tonight (What is the secret of his suckcess)

God I hate Mazzulla Ball. He's the worst thing that has happened to this group in years. Going to waste two prime years of the Jays and our most talented group in decades because Ime couldn't keep it in his pants and we hired a clearly unqualified, dogmatic coach who has an obscene fascination with the three ball. (Mazzulla Ball sounds like what you develop after a Draymond Green flagrant)

The Lakers have 5 guys in double digits. Ridiculous (while Tatum gets paid in nine digits)

Let’s go lakers chat in the garden? shameful (lol geographically dislocated doom )

Oh my God. Like how incompetent can you be? That entire sequence happened because our big got outplayed by the mismatch and they took advantage of us having to recover. Makes absolutely no sense. (Ragging on Joe's a** Doom)

Joe playing the injury pron starter in this game is not smart. (I caught this typo, it should actually read Indian Porn Star).

Lotta Lakers fans at the Garden. They run the garden now (just have to weed out the green goblin fans)

Worst loss of the season. Not even a pulse tonight. This team is really hard to cheer for. (the operation was a success but the patient died. Take their belt and shoe laces DOOM!)

Tatum and Brown will be ready to play only if the other team's star players are playing. It's written somehere in Brown's 300 mio contract. (legalistic fine print doom)

I'm afraid C bag Pride left the Garden with Pierce and Garnett. (So go find them and have the C bag Pride Parade)

Mazzulla needs to sit Porzingis until he is fully healed - he has struggled since the ankle injury (Reverse Wolverine, he heals real slow)

Yep. The Jays just too often disappear or play clueless, bad basketball. Our coach is clearly incompetent and dedicated to a philosophy that is just proven to not be a championship-level philosophy. And there's just no consistent accountability or character across the team.

We're just the same exact team as last year. This year we just have some shiny new toys, which we don't even utilize well because we're too focused on the three. Not sure how anyone can really be confident in our team's championship capabilities at this point.

I love JT and JB, but I don't think they're good enough to also have a soft handicap like Joe at the helm, too. It's not a coincidence that we made it further with much less talent under Ime, who held these guys accountable and was an actual leader.

Time to dump Joe and put Lee or preferably Cassell at the head coach. (pragmatic and phlegmatic doom)

Tonight is a major concern. This team is arrogant and thinks they can show up. They did it vs Miami and it cost them the series.

If they think a team is beneath them they simply don’t play hard (one team played hard)

At least they got embarrassed on national TV. Humility. (prime time national and international doom)

Can him (You get rid of your coach and we will can HAM as well)

 

Great encore! Some that struck a chord with me and will be useful in my own life ….. errrr ….. my own C-bag fear and loathing.

 

lol

 

A group of C Bags fans from France went to Foston to attend the game and watch their favorite team lose

 

This DOOM will give Spike Lee Mo better Blues.

Do they bring away team cheerleaders on the road like groupies? Cause the Lakers DEFINITELY should oh la la (To Catch a Predator DOOM! This was posted from a dumpster in Queens) (The whole first page was pictures of Laker girls, and well...)

No Cam tonight either. Do they play the tribute video anyway? (Our tribute will be mainly selfies with the medical staff and hopefully end with 'your trade is successful.)

OG Anunoby will not play tonight says coach Thibodeau. (First of all it would be bellowed from his demonically accursed larynx and from his performance on D AD was the one not playin')

damn this is really putting stress on our starters (we'll give you Prince)

Yeah, the streak probably ends. But at least JB probably drops 50. Who's guarding him. Austin Reaves? (Austin Reaves has no D apparently)

this site is NSFWife, my wife thinks i have taken to looking at cheerleader pix all day now (Another page of Laker girls, I kid you not)

Brunson having to work so hard already, facing a double on virtually every possession. Get well soon, Julius! (Coach Jean Claude Van Hamme would call a double team in a 1 v 1 match)

Guess they haven’t found someone to take Doc’s place for the broadcast. Might as well bring Jeff back. (Wait six weeks and you might get the Doc back)

6 pt lead going to the 4th. Time to crush them (and the very next post) Pretty bad start to the 4th

So they’re down to a 8 man rotation *including* Malachi? Now that’s short handed. (like a fingerprinter in a leper colony)

7 last minutes of the game we went scoreless smh (Does it remind you of High School, Prom and College?)

Ok dumb question - do road teams normally get Knick branded towels at MSG? (Yes....it is a dumb question, it gives the opposition to throw in the towel for the Knicks if they are too dumb to know they are beat).

I blame Doris. (I blame whoever gave her a microphone)

Tough loss. Anthony Davis is a big dude. No disrespect to iHart, but AD set the tone on rebounding. They played defense on Lebron as well as the could. Precious did a solid job. But Lebron is just an amazing player. I’m happy with our guys. They hung with the Lakers who had pretty much their entire team, less Vanderbilt. Can’t complain and just hope we get some reinforcements soon. (Rational equanimous doom!)

New Site

Posted the thread as Knicks vs Geriatric Lakers with horseshoe bald Lebron and Mascara eyebrowed AD (I think sirronstuff may have been moonlighting there)

JB about to show LeBron whos KING (Lebron says bow down and you can chose which ring to kiss)

Not the least bit surprised SAS is a fan of sloppy seconds. (somebody posted this in response to a youtube clip of SAS suggesting a Lebron trade. Is their something I don't know?)

This is a legit must watch for me. Brunson's batman vs Lebron's joker. (I thought Lebron was Robin?)

Thibs' hood pass is good for now....we letting him live since we getting those W's...but if Brunson joins the list of Thibs' victims....there will be blood. (Fans looking to GANG up on Thibs if he go-go-explodeos their fav player)

Harrenstein’s one strand of healthy achilles is the only thing stopping Thibs from killing the entire top-8 rotation except the Nova Boys. (Thibs has put more NBA athletes in hospital than the Kardasian Klan).

My first attempt at using AI to show Jalen Brunson. It really botched his face and uniform, and put the basket where it doesn't belong, but it got the general idea of him being a dragon on the court. (If he had any less talent he would be on the Knicks bench, horrible did not even look like a drag queen)

LeFlop and the Fakers come in to ruin Thibs chance to coach the all-star game because everyone at the Garden are so beat up that even half the Knicks City Dancers are out with pulled groins... pulled groins I tell you!!! (Now they are moving onto the Laker Girls..)

Kings fan dropping by, love what you have brewing here!! Knicks resurgence is so refreshing after all these years. Just asking to roll over the Fakers and their 2x joke of an "All-stars", that is all. (The King's fan grovelling like the losers they are, The British Empire was built on the Navy and Trade, the King's empire is a sham built on a foundation of discontinued cheetos)

This isn't/ will not l ever be LeBron's team. The current players got this team out of the mud..he doesn't get to take the glory and reap the benefits from their hard work. (I liked this premise of bandwagon Lebron being like the aliens in Independence Day consuming the resources of the planets they visit)

Luck Febron. (Dyslexic Doom !!!!!!!ahahahahahahahahahah)

 

gKnickerbocker Doom

Can't really go wrong with Randle for Bron (They hate Bron also want to trade for him and think they can get Randle for him.... and then trade him for Mitchell with the Cavs just as his body fails - it's not how that works DOOM. You're not in the basement now 2kGMS)

No thanks on LeBron, trading for him would mean we have to draft his garbage a** son this summer too. I don't want to see a 40 yr old Bron and a 20 yr old Bron reduce Brunson to stand-in-corner status as father and son pass to one another all game. He had his chance(s) to join gang and passed on us, now that his ship is sinking, he wants to use us as a lifeline? Let him drown in LA. (Ah yes but he wore dem orange and blue shoes back in 2010 - once)

GTFO here with your Lebron wet dreams (Lebron would be Freddy COUGAR in Le nightmare in King Street)

I’ll never forget what lebron tried to do to Jeremy lin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He claims temporary Linsanity. I mean what did he do to Lin show me on the doll Jeremy)

Bron is 2 years older than Shaq was when he joined the Cavs as their major star move (And some fools actually think Lebron would take VET MIN to get to NY)

now we are being willfully obtuse - acting like hgh and the blood of babies isn't keeping the elite from aging. (then someone posted Hot Tip: It's Adrenochrome Night at Cosmic Pizza)

I'd feed John Wayne Gacy a cub scout a day if he helped the Knicks win a championship (Yikes!!! and someone says...) the only honest person in this thread (Things get pretty dark they are talking about all of the evil court related things that players have done)

Out aGain Ananouby ( A new Knicks name is born)

Troll even wearing Knicks colored sneakers (Lebron as he enters says 'Mr James in the garden ya know' the Knicks are OBSESSED with Bron)

Steven A excited like he knows something - someone shoot Steven A (if they do they will arrest KWAAAAAME BROOOWN and Smith knows nothing)

WTF is that on SAS face? Dude, if you eff it up then just shave it off, it looks like disheveled pubes. (Never ask for a Brazilian at the beauty shop)

Sas is WILDING right now in the middle of msg. Jesus (Jesus save him)

I woke before the sun came up to get all my work done in time to watch the Knicks, don't disappoint bockers.
Oh, and don't do it for me or the fans...nah, think of Thibs, give him a shot to coach in the all-star game, he deserves it.
Do it for the Thibber!! (Methodical and diligent Doom!)

This is gonna hurt me... but Thibs need to play Fournier for at least 8 minutes. You can't keep trotting out 40+ mins and have the KNicks hobbling into the playoffs. (Thib's thinks John Henry the Steel Driving man is not just a fable but a coaching manual)

SAS and Doris Burke are there so it already feels like a loss. (Viewers losing brain cells like soda out of a shook can listening to them) Less than a minute in and I'm already like "STFU Doris."

Take that corn starch and fluff it up yer azz Lebron (KINGky DOOM)

Brunson is getting doubled (A trend to play man defense Ham would need ten Lakers on the court at once, eleven if Lebron is in)

shart not ready for prime time. sad. (tell playoff Paul Pierce that)

Not a great start, Divo cold from 3, Hart playing drunk, Hartenstein looking less dominate so far. (Hart pleads the fifth...of Scotch)

ad bullying shart. this is why he's a backup folks. (NEVER push or bully a shart unless you want to spray paint your wall)

and he just turned it over. the melo curse never fails. (Do you get it by eating honey nut cheerios?)

Josh Hart is hurting us with zero offense and now he’s getting cooked on defense (two way player???? at least you are healthier without a Hart attack)

Cold start but we got this. Ain't nobody afraid of this team! (you have been cold since the 70's)

Randle would have had 50 pts tonight with this pathetic Lakers defense... dont know why Hart is shook and looks like he plays Detroit champs team of 1990
(Delusional Doom)

Tell AD we don’t like that shouting ish at the garden. (Noise control DOOM)

Bench Hartenstein... he looks lunatic tonight (DNP coaches decision INSANE) also he fked embiid a few weeks ago this year.. pause (that sounds pretty insane actually doing that would definitely get you out of the draft)

Should have made the tickets $5 tonight so the only psychos showed up. This crowd has too many laker/lebron fans for my liking. (Is a 5 dollar bill the money they issue to the crazy and like a bus MSG needs exact change now? and at least you had Hartenstein)

donte is our new jr smith (lol)

ad soft a** got 9 boards already (the power of moisturiser)

the problem is he looks shook and lost... we dont ask him to score 30 or more... but not to play sloppy and like a lunatic... (Hartenstein again it only takes 12 posters and a family member to get him committed).

Why does Prince think he is Pippen every time he sees us? (he is ham jr not pippen jr)

doris burke sucks (about a hundred variations of this)
She hasn't done that long drawn out monologue yet.

but he is awful. a total loser. and they have christian wood too on this team. all they need is andrew wiggins to complete the triumvirate of suck.
(this is about DLO and shouldn't doris burke be in on this too?)

Bron always has had to play with the dumbest player his whole career. It's pretty impressive. (It's like bizarro world mensa and then wham HAM thank you mam)

Prince playing defense like his life depends on it (He has been reading our game time chat)

Flynn plays like he drinks malt liquor instead of Gatorade (But it was Ja Morrant who had the COLT 45) He looks like his parents drank malt liquor

I don’t like Doris for the sole reason she isn’t Richard Jefferson …love his commentary (LUUUUUUUUUUKE)

sims processing speed is just really slow like obi toppin slow (He is on dial up while the world is on broad band)

Flynn looks like that "pure point guard" at the park with no hops who spends two minutes tying his shoes extra tight (flynnsanity needs velcro)

Yo Reaves, shaddup or I'll pluck that Alfalfa hair spike straight off yer scalp (little rascal DOOM)

christian wood is one of the greatest wastes of space of all time ( I thought that was 2001 a space odyssey) (If a tree falls on a Wood and nobody hears it would we get cap relief)

Every single laker is diving after throwing up shots like an action movie (We are Fast and you are Furious)

t is amazing how after 20 years fashion comes back. i wonder if people gonna be wearing 4xl tall tees again at some point soon. lol
I heard wide leg jeans were back. Completely unnecessary. Fat people around the city are rejoicing (not just us who talk wine, food, movies when things go bad in chat)

Randle He will be back Thibs won't allow him to end this season. (Thibs won't stop playing you till you're dead and he is trying to find Rick Grimes from Walking Dead to get some zombie ballers)

Them kids courtside behind Thibs getting an ear full (lol I mean LOL)

Lebron is frustrated (He thinks his egg timer is busted but I will let him know he just has to turn it upside down)

who the hell is our shooting coach?! (Lethal Bricker he was a Storm Trooper for ten years)

Davis is like 10 defenders in one body. My goodness (His eyebrows are actually a Kobra Kai Black belt that he wears around his forehead)

the sham curse is the nastiest folks (Again with the curses)

Too many Laker fans in MSG tonight (The MSG has made us hungry for DOOM and VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!)

We get everyone best. I believe they rested just for this game (Listen to these deluded fools the Lakers were mountain dewing it all night gaming and watching DLO's candid videos)

Alright. F this game. (DOOOOOM!!!!!!!! rage quit DOOM)

Synopsis. The Knicks have a healthy size fan base, many of them are quite learned as well as potentially insane as a chewable Koo Koo clock. They believe MSG is the house of a thousand curses. They seem quite in tune to the weaknesses of our players, Woods, D'Angelo etc but I think it is they are by nature mean and cynical so naturally their vitriol hits the truth. They don't seem to like Steven A or Doris B.