DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here’s doom Memphis doom. I’ll look for more tomorrow. I have a busy morning tomorrow and need to get some sleep.



    Sir bricks a lot….is he a cousin of Russell, Westbrook?…. Both share the same dumb gene.



    He delivered the nut shot.




    When have the grizzlies ever been cool, except if you were actually real bears in the snow.



    We tried to coast along but we were up so much in the first quarter we couldn’t lose.



    Don’t think the tattoo parlors in Memphis are gonna be very busy.




    Man up and get into that fox hole with Byron Scott.



    And smoking we were in that first quarter.



    Only run you’ve got going right now is a pee dribbling down your leg.



    Rent is expensive in LA, Memphis be poor.



    I didn’t know they still sold whoopa*s.



    I don’t think that’s a biscuit I want to eat.





    You got cluster bombed.




    You sure are.



    You’re only ready for prime time at the strip club.



    27 seems a little high.




    He wants to show the 40 year old player how good he is.




    He did thank God it wasn’t enough.





    That and he’s on the squirrel diet of nuts.




    Brooks needs to start learning Chinese.




    Pretty bad when you want your guys suspended or kicked out.




    When you’re hot, you’re hot.




    Just cause he lived on a farm doesn’t mean he grew corn.




    Is that you Zen?





    Finally, some Dillon love.
     
  2. Weezy

    Weezy Moderator Staff Member

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    I love that they’re scared of us, the world is right when NBA fans have that fear creeping up in the back of their minds that the Lakers are back. Also love that they hate Brooks as much as we do :D
     
  3. KareemtheGreat33

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    :Kobe Snickering:
     
  4. ZenMaster

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    LOL
     
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    Seriously, is that some kind of cancer mole?
     
  6. LTLakerFan

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    We will get to double digits.
    Well, butter, my butt and call me a biscuit, we didn’t.

    We are getting Hachimurdered

    Wasting a no Brooks game is a bad omen

    Reaves with the dagger. Time to rest some players.
    That’s it, that corny little dude put us away again.

    I just can’t stop focusing on that pimple thing on Hams head.


    :THT Heart Hands:
     
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    Thanks Cookie for taking the time to get us some Doom. Always good with the morning coffee. 27 did seem a little high.
     
  8. KobeJeterKaep

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    “Is that you Zen?”

    ha ha ha ha.
     
  9. LTLakerFan

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    …. as well as “2nd Doomer of the Year”. @showtime24 :rock:
     
  10. ZenMaster

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    It is I. Lurking on them Grizzboards.
     
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    Good job Zen...lol.
     
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    Not really, yes...?
     
  13. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here’s a bit more doom.


    You mean 40 misses?



    Now you decide to shut up…lol.



    You know it’s 4 out of 7 right? You will be a day late and a dollar short.




    Not even Charlie Sheen and his “winning” could have pulled that off.



    Sold what, their dignity?





    Too bad it was at LeBron’s balls.




    Lots of complaining about refs as usual.






    Brooks is a clown.
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    You’re serving of Memphis doom.



    It was a lost dump.


    Not for you.



    Your team is like roaches. They will survive the fumigation.



    Is that the Zion diet?



    Hey, at least he’s got a long neck.



    Games going overtime, you better make a liquor store run.




    Or the brains in their pee sized head.




    Because he sees his season slipping away already.



    I think your team is getting enough balls.




    Don’t get your hopes up.



    Luke doesn’t have a G string on, Ja is not interested.




    Executions looking, pretty bleak.




    I knew Memphis fans were dumb.



    Maybe they’re not so dumb afterwards lol.




    Not sure what slaw is. I thought it was slow, but it’s all through Memphis‘s website. It’s the south so maybe it’s coleslaw.




    No, but those shots really helped.




    Ummmm….




    At least he doesn’t have giant pink sweaters go down to the ground.




    So much for the “ we got this”.




    You guys like butt holes. I’m not surprised, your team is full of them.




    Look on the bright side grizzlies, Brooks is younger than LeBron.




    Keep coping and enjoy Cancun.




    Yep and not the leather ones.




    Did I miss the winning part for your team?




    It’s good to talk to you again.
     
  16. Toklat

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    Cookie in playoff form. I just spent some time in the south and they constantly messed up the coleslaw...lol. Now I have to go listen to The Sound of Silence. Couldn't wait for morning to get my Doom fix this time.
     
  17. puffyusaf#2

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    Awe man... the Doom was so good. And they do seem to be obsessed over buttstuff. Well, at least the team doesn't forget the balls.

    Great Doom as usual Cookie
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here’s another helping of doom because once is not enough.


    I guess you’re fine then.




    Crow is on back order.


    What, does he like nuts too? Instead of going to Cancun your team needs to take part in the nutcracker.



    Gifts…. I’ve read this crap on numerous sports sites. The hate is strong for the Lakers.



    Scrub mana from heaven.



    That’s what stress balls are for. Never mind your team need any more squeezing of balls.



    Anybody got a seeing eye dog they could donate to me?



    I agree we should have been a higher seed.



    Your team is getting Déjà vu.



    Like players, like fans.



    I think they’re choking on that s*** and can’t talk. Either way they’re choking on something.



    Superhero lol. Are you saying you hope he won’t “be back”?



    Now he’s just doodoo.



    They got the smoke and now they’re choking on it.




    I didn’t know donkeys could be spirit animals.
     
  19. Khmrp

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    Mem fans call dlo a scrub but also call the trade for Dlo a gift?
     
  20. puffyusaf#2

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    Yea im bumping this Ish right now cause I want so much doom imma feel pregnant after eating it.

    Queen of Doom please FEEEEEED us!
     

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