DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

I see what you did there.

 

Is Zion 290ish or over 300?

 

Dayyyum, Cookie! GSW fans gonna need to get a skin cancer screening after all those sick-a** burns you delivered. Good work and thanx for the laffs! Man, I forgot what it was like to blow out a team. I'm high off this jit.

 

Fixed.

 

“Reaves he’s just playing with us like a cat plays with a mouse.”

 

This count?

 

Not the call of Cthulu but the mighty call of doom from the unmighty Dallas Mavpricks.

Summary the Dallas fans are not very tolerant and Kidd has fittingly become the sacrificial goatt.

KIDDS PLAYS OUT OF TIME OUTS ARE SO BAD WHAT THE f***!! (His timeouts are timed so he can go to the bar and refill his hip flask)

This team has an uncanny ability to lose games (From an uncanny X-fan)

Wow absolute disaster class for kyrie, Jesus Christ (The master of disaster class, wait to his ted talk on geography)

Who we do playin in playin? (teehee)

Luka on Davis, this team is an absolute joke (da dum shhhh)

Powell in an anchor tied around our necks (a Titanic call)

I remember back then when Luka stepback 3's were a thing but it feels like it has gotten worse (today it was modelled on the Harden Stepbrick 3)

Lol we always s*** the bed in the second half (that must be because you start with the turd quarter after the break)

So, you’re saying that a 31 year old big, coming off a torn hamstring is a sure thing? Because I’m not so sure he will have the exact lateral quickness that made him a beast before injury. I sure hope so, but let’s be f***ing real here. (making too much sense to be a GM)

Kyrie wants to go there so bad so we may not have many options. Better to get something than get Brunsoned and Wooded (Bring us your wired your befuddled masses)

Once the lakers realized how bad our paint defense is the game was a wrap, this team ain’t going far without fixing it (we got wet in the paint)

Kidd is repeatedly terrible down the stretch in holding leads, drawing a simple play, and managing timeouts. I’m not entirely sure how he gets by without much ridicule from the front office and/or media. (sounds like the Lakers will hire him next, oops that's right we already did hire him)

Seeing Luka leaving at the end of his contract feels inevitable. Absolutely. Kyrie is gone this summer. Luka is gone at the end of his deal (What's eating gilbert grape quote "They're doing the right thing, passing through"

Can always count on the Mavs to lay an egg on an afternoon nationally televised game. Smh. (What came first this chicken or the egg?)

Bad game for ky (that's what she said)

 

I swear Kyrie was shaving points to help his buddy Lebron make the playoffs. My third eye is open (can you see with the tinfoil hat so low?)

I hate the Lakers. (You hate us cos you ain't us)

Yeah, I'm taking a long break from watching this team. Most embarrassing s*** I've seen in some time. I cant believe this s*** (Dallas fans have that latent fixation with scat. Maybe it is a hangover from the Dirk years, and his shyser films)

While that was bad, acting like Vanderbilt didn't completely change the game for them is just being salty. This team didn't need the refs to give it away, they played like dog s*** basically from the moment Luka stepped back onto the court in the second quarter to the end of the game, and would have prob lost it regardless. Luka had his head up his a**, not only constantly complaining to the refs, but some of his turnovers were horrific and poorly timed. He needs to understand he's a leader, and his demeanour rubs off on the rest of the team. If he's whiny and sulky, that affects everyone. (again with the a**)

Trade everyone

I’ve lost all hope on Luka ever getting in real basketball shape to where he has energy to close games. It’s year 5 and he still isn’t in shape (He's on that Barkley food plan from his new restaurant 'Drunken Donuts" )

He’s too small, Lakers are too big (Makes me happy to see this comment)

Luka looks like 50 poind overweight after all star break. Need the food police living at his house (too bad they sent the food SWAT team over to Zions house and he ate them)

Refs don't call a foul when the Mavs want a foul to be called, the NBA has jumped the shark. (Well you owner works in the shark tank)

The look on Cubans face is the look on my face when I see Kidd

I’ve seen too many comments asking why Javale didn’t play. AD would absolute f*** him for even more than Powell and Wood (AD would Shaq' that fool)

This b**** Doris should be sued for the amount of nut gobbling she’s did this game. I had to turn off the commentating. How Doris can even talk with her mouth so full bewilders me. (nasty bastard comment putting the misogyny in Mavericks)

The laker d*** riding is WILD (umm the force is long with this one?)

Wood is getting molested down low with no call. (like stale snow)

f***ing hack a** coach. Can’t draw up plays for s***. Y’all really think he got some thing good drawn up right now lmao (Jason playing those (sq)idd games with the mav fans)

Holy s*** Luka is running in transition!!! (to make him run you have to throw deli meats on the court, Luka is shaggy without scooby and with a jump shot, zoinks)

Jason Kidd is a basketball terrorist

Doris shut the f*** up

The d***eating is sickening

Jkidd revolutionizing the coaching game by introducing a new coaching style called "manifesting" where he stands on the sidelines with his hands in his pockets hoping good things happen

Doris has a purple and gold schlong for a mic (ouch, Doris is a Dallas punching bag)

It's incredible how much the NBA bent over to the Lakers at the deadline. They had no business getting getting Vanderbilt, Beasley, D'Lo, Hachimura and Bamba for Westbrook, Beverley, some 2nd round garbage, and only one 1st rounder.

Would kill for Vanderbilt on the Mavs.

Summary the Mavericks don't like Cuban, don't like Kidd, Luka is fat, they aren't going to the playoffs, everybody is leaving them except those who need to be traded which is all of them and they think unspeakable things about doris burke.

 

What did Doris Burke due to them? They're acting like Doug Collins still calls games.

 

Doris was bad today. She’s gotten progressively worse with nonsense information. She used to just color, now we have to hear every “feel good” story ever.

 

The delicate sound of Thunder doom. Sorry everyone. Really slim picking. A calm rational dejected fan base, thinking about the hope of future picks and current picks taking off. Nothing to see here.

Tre Mann: the shooter that can’t shoot (Sounds like someone our scouts will be after)

I truthfully think If this teams gets Victor ORRR Scoot, We will be 1st seed in the west in no more than 2 years time, and we could legitimately 3-peat if Shai decided to resign. I say a prayer every night before bed to get one of the two players lmao (save your prayers to ask for sanity an lucidity)

If we keep him..Saric going to play big role in our championship year…you heard it here first (and last)

That was the longest last 5 minutes of basketball I can recall.

Dennis taking a little soccer break. For real, though, hope he’s good.

The officials are making it too obvious that they're following a narrative, smh.

I won't be silent. (Irving conspiracy mode activated)

 

Could we maybe get some clipper doom pretty pretty please?

 

I believe Doris Burke is the sac kings tv announcer so yes I put this together last time she jus bad mouths LA

 

Sounds like a lot of fun ! Thanks in advance, this should be a pretty epic doom session lol