DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Clipper doom as promised.

And that s*** would have gone in.

He knocked his knee on the table while rushing to sign the contract.

That’s for sure.

At least Chauncey would have some pride unlike Pandemic P.

I’m not sure anything to do prepare you for losing by 50 at the half.

You don’t need to see the jerseys, it’s the rim that is invisible.

That’s only like 7 touchdowns, some extra points and a 2 point conversion somewhere in there.

You still don’t know what it looked like because you guys placed like a bunch of grade schoolers.

Only people sleeping are your players on the court.

Can’t make fun of the Clippers anymore. They are doing it for us.

Probably just crying in the corner...of course you have to tell Paul George to move over and give you a little room.

You can jump in the casket with your team.

You need the DeLorean from Back to the Future to fix this mess.

At least you have food to eat while you wallow in your sorrow.

No Rwanda was a better team.

They will need to rewrite the entire constitution.

Bums? They would start for the Clippers.

They da real MVP.

Go head and twist the knife around a few time Carlisle.

The rim was crooked.

But the halftime record will go down in the books forever.

You do know that you can root for a better LA basketball team right? No shame in being a LA Sparks fan.

 

Sorry not much Spurs doom. I went to 4 different sites and it was mostly how they were getting screwed over by the refs.

I guess LeBron is the one who got presents.

Laying bricks is hard work.

Oh I thought it was because we have the refs in our back pocket.

At least your mascot is Fruit Loops Toucan Condor. That thing is a abomination.

He abused a lot of players.

Glad it happens to other teams too.

You can always get drunk tomorrow night to celebrate the New Year.

It’s not how you start but how you finish.

Is that why there’s sweat all over the court?

Oh good times and it’s not even Morongo casino.

It wouldn’t have mattered. You can still shoot over a tall traffic cone.

That’s why he’s still doing his thing at 36 years old.

Yep.

But Wes Matthews is apparently.

Dudley stop feeding the Lakers buttered popcorn before the game.

Nah, it’s just a bonus.

Tell that to Wes Matthews. I don’t think he got your memo.

The league has been asking that question for years.

At least you were high.

That Clipper game is winnable. Pandemic P might end up being your best player.

 

Davis wasn’t quite as good as Wes, only going 4-6 from 3.

Danny still making a living off of that year. We fell for it.

It’s just because he has barbecue sauce on his lips from the chicken.

Same result.

I wouldn’t want to sacrifice my body trying to guard him either.

Your shots were the definition of lucky tonight. DeRozan went 3-4 from three. He made 9 last year total.

Yes I guess those extra 10 free throws that your team got, don’t count. If you didn’t shoot 69% from the line you could have won.

Same old same. You already know the ending.

If the first half is in the indication, you are not.

Wait till he’s on your team and he falls down every other play, then you’ll really be scared.

That’s because the Spurs are boring.

Won’t work, he doesn’t hear talking from losers.

I thought it was more like a pain in the a**.

Did all the other Spur nosed reindeer laugh and call him names?

Brick layer.

Because hedgehogs like wins.

The Magic 8 ball says “it is decidedly so”.

 

This is called bandwagon fan.

Nobody loves Grayson, not even his own teammates.

Hustled yourself into a loss.

Have the ceremony already and hang the first quarter banner.

He needs his wingspan, to become Eagle 2.0

Not really, just waiting to the last 5 minutes to turn it on.

Yep, it’s your championship.

Put it on a loop so you can feel good about your team.

Well, people were “dogging” him at the beginning of the season.

Have you been talking to Kuzma?

Way to commit to those New Years resolutions.

It would take Snoop 5 minutes to mosey on down the other end of the court.

Yes he was but we need to let the old man rest.

 

He just realized he was an i, in his last name and doesn’t have to be Luol.

He was rocking him to sleep.

He’s going to have indigestion later.

There’s your proof that these guys never actually watch basketball game.

They think Memphis is a free agent destination....does this surprise you?

So are you trying to say Dennis needs to make sure he waters his spot and it gets enough sun?

It’s not closing time yet.

4-13....nah.

I guess Marc gets enough water and sun.....well he’s pretty pale. Maybe not the sun part.

That was just Dudley standing up and stretching.

Hope you turned it off. That last minute may have given you false hope.

At least AD doesn’t have to wear that dumb looking Kawhi mask.

Then why are you nervous?

Says all 29 other teams.

That will do it for sure.

Grit???....you have the wrong coach. Where’s Byron when you need him.....Oh I think I see him in the foxhole over there.