DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

I knows teams complain about the refs every game but my god, the Blazers are the worst. Over 75% of their comments
were about the refs.

Nope.

You might want to spend some of that energy encouraging you team to play with some hustle.

Woof.

Wow such a dedicated fan. I’m sure Portland’s glad they have you.

I guess you weren’t all cleaned out yet. Plus you’re going to need something stronger then kombucha. CJ’s got 85 bottles
of wine. Maybe he’ll share. Not sure I want to ask what the essential oils are for though.

He was definitely silent in the second half.

So I guess the cats under the bed after this game. You’ll find a hair ball in your shoe by game 5.

You guys need a Bald Eagle. He can stop a 2 on 1 transition by himself.

Too early? You’re way too late. Your fans have been complaining for 30 pages about fouls, not even 5 minutes into the game.

Do I smell a new nickname for Danny?

It’s those things that Dwight had 10 of in 17 minutes.

Not till we get our 15 millions worth and that will be a LONG time.

Glad we could fill the hole.

Well there are a lot of fires in CA.

CJ spikes his wine with chamomile.

Do you have laundry to do or something? I’ve got some stuff you can fold.

It’s certainly the one I want to be playing.

It’s called not shooting 15% on 3’s as a team.

Tell it to your coach.

Hotel must have forgotten to give him that wake up call.

Hey you did better then game 2. Stop complaining.

Well, they are in a bubble.

I was thinking the same.

Good things happen when you hustle.

Yes it was.

He’s never had Bosnian food but look Mikey, he likes it.

Don’t diss Bald Eagle like that.

Nurk was hallucinating because he was so tired and just thought it was a replay on the big screen.

It’s like losing to your kid at HORSE.

Yep. One of my favorite sequences of the game.

Now you’re asking the really tough questions.

 

Wish I could have explained to them, your team is bad at defense and we have the best interior scoring team in the league. Good luck guarding us without fouling

 

Here’s a thread on Reddit and the title is
“Paul George step the F up or get traded”. Below are the comments from that thread.

If you’re that bad ummm....maybe stay home.

Definitely got that deer in the headlight look.

if you throw in a pick....oh yeah, you don’t have any of those.

If he had the confidence Reggie he wouldn’t have jumped ship from Indiana.

Doc still has his “I’ve never lost with my starting 5” excuse.

You mean you’ve never seen anything like it since PG last year in the playoffs.

You mean battle of LA not for LA because that’s Lakerland through and through.

Nah, it’s his broken leg reacting to the cold of his shooting.

I think it’s looking pretty easy lol.

Next year it will be PTSD P, after you gave up all those assets and picks for him.

Yes you did Clipper snake.

The PG league.

At least Dudley’s not scared of the jelly in a doughnut, like PG would be.

Uhhhh, about that....might want to consider someone else.

Hey but he’s not James Harden.

You only have three more games better start chasing.

Do you have a TV?

Nice try, Paul.

I’m glad someone in Doc’s family is smart.

You have to win to do that.

 

Who will want him overseas? Maybe he can play in China...

 

Out of site, out of mind.

 

I wouldn't, but I'd trade him for SGA+Gallo instead. Is that an option?

 

Fans gave up really early in this one. So pretty light on doom.

The kiss of death.

That might work.

We were on track at the half but didn’t want to embarrass you.

Should have had a Kobe one on because we played like the 09 team.

Preference denied.

ENOUGH with the ref stuff. They didn’t lose this game for you.

Custer and all his men died at Little Bighorn, just like your team and Chuck’s guarantee.

Die it is. Just have to wait for the funeral on Wednesday.

I was happy with Danny for once.

Thanks for that.

Because you don’t have Bald Eagle.

I’m always amazed at Caruso’s strength.

Wondering that myself.

Not quite.

Watch a comedy. You’re going to need it.

Nostradamus it is.

So would the Harlem Globetrotters.

Pass...Melo never passed.

Well he wasn’t lying.

Clapped, slapped and generally annihilated.

Never thought Id be typing that at the start of the bubble.

Why prolong the agony?

Luka not coming out of that tunnel.

Now is NOT the time to quit. Have a vodka, hold the soda.

How can it be disgusting when you’ve never played any defense? It’s not like this is a new thing for your team.

Good day to be a Laker fan though.

No our scrubs need shooting practice. Lots of practice.

It gets worse but then we clear the bench.

Because he can fly?

Melo pretty old in basketball years.

Confidence isn’t going to cut it. You need a miracle.

It’s only a formality now.

You got the Dwight part right.

That’s a very good sign.

Yep and you’ll wait to evacuate until the trees in your yard catch fire.

You are going to need that extra money if you bet on the Blazers to win.

It’s not so warm and fuzzy, is it?

Sorry, got to stay 6 feet away.

It really was.

Energy....you couldn’t power a 25 watt lightbulb.

Wakes up a hour later....how’s that even possible?

A lot of alcohol. Optional: do you like drugs?