DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Mav fans just weren’t funny tonight. Way too much complaining about lack of calls and ESPN.

He’s Pope not God.

You are a Maverick fan. I’m sure all the critical thinking matter is gone already.

Sounds good to me.

And roasted outside the paint....S’mores Mavs.

He’s certainly playing like a hall of famer for us right now.

He’s a Dwightmare for you.

Kobe is just thinking “ If I was 25 again, I’d mop the floor with these guys”.

You aren’t Toronto.

He’s locked and loaded....and no longer wearing an ankle bracelet.

Should have quit early and gain an hour of sleep.

See comment above about not being the Raptors.

Lots of empty space in there.

Nope.

At least you have something to read. It’s not like you have any follows that will write comments.

I was entertained.

Those farts can be deadly but silent.

Baby Kermit is cute.

Well, did you smell his breath?

If they wanted headshots, they should have done it before our colon prep.

There’s that.

Good we need a pad our stats.

 

I blame this team for ruining my doom. I think it would have been a classic but you let them back in
but a win is a win. On to the next.

You didn’t lose by 30...that’s an improvement.

All good things must come to an end.

More like jr. high but you graduated somewhere in the second half.

It did get better or we just got lazy.

Somebody changed the rules after the first quarter.

Doubt it gets better for you from here on out.

I wondered who that player was on our team.

We would love to crush your hopes and dreams.

Hey they beat the Blazers tonight.

Yes I thought I was watching the wrong game too. Couldn’t believe he was actually making shots.

Best seats in the house.

Your first problem is that you had any liquor left. You’re either a lightweight or you have no friends.

It’s not unknown...it’s called an a** whopping but then we decided to take a nap.

Wish we stayed in that mode. Then we could have ACTUALLY played some rookies.

Go look up the definition of insanity.

I have a hard time believing you root for the Suns.

Is that so you can drink it to put yourself out of your misery or just clean up this mess?

Probably a good bet.

It’s Booker, the guys no genius.

It’s ok. You’re not making the playoffs.

When you ask him for change for a dollar, he only gives you a quarter back.

Hope extinguished.

 

New Orleans never has many fans. So doom is short.

Sore loser.

Well he did need a wheelchair to go to the bathroom during the playoffs.

Your kid must have gotten in a lot of fights because this went on for 4 quarters.

I’m sure you do but you can watch our old players missing wide open 3’s anytime you want.

And weeks and months.

For the whole league and nothing but the league, so help me God.

Please put this in a comment card and send it, Attention: Frank Vogel.

Yep, setting on his 46 point game.

We keep it classy, while you guys are as*y.

I would say Gentry but I think he was just praying it would work.

I think it missed the bus totally this time.

Don’t worry, our naps kick in when we up 20 or more points. You’ll have your chance.

LeBron was just practicing his moonwalk.

You could but your owners are too cheap.

 

As usual, not much material when it comes to the Pistons. They actually had the audacity to complain about the refs.

What till his tag team partner comes in.

His IQ is in the low 70’s.

The headband makes him more aerodynamic when he flies.

How about a gang truce and Rose can come to stay in LA.

Don’t worry, you killed him instead.

You’re number one in something.

Decent in football, amazing in soccer, Basketball...not so much.

Yes I do root for him.

Yes we’ll just send Rondo on the plane with you.

Even Detroit fans can see it and they’ve been watching crap forever.

It would probably have more followers then most.

Definitely a massive block party.

Hope....not as long as Drummond is on your team.

No I try not to look at Rondo. I’m afraid his bad play will burn my eyes.

Dwight ate his lunch, then made him buy him another.

Of course.

Yeah, tell me about it.

 

Ignorance is bliss. Especially as a Knick fan.

Slaughtered was a accurate description.

No your still sh*tty. Not even our team has enough blocks to get rid of that stench.

What potential youth?

Don’t feel bad. We fell for that too.

Should have just stuck with the vodka and blown the game off.

Too bad.

One word....Dolan.

No you’d probably do a better job.

EVERYBODY needs more Caruso.

Caruso doesn’t need to flex, he flies.

Hmmmm, playing with LeBron and AD or the Knicks...hard choice.

To assert dominance, Reggie knows he’s a better player. LeBron doesn’t stand a chance...
That or he’s clueless.Take your pick.

Just goes to prove denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Because you have 47 power forwards, got to put them all somewhere.

This guys dumb as a bag of rocks.

And stars.

Your teams were clowns long before Caruso.

Magic got fined for winking on Jimmy Kimble. Instead we’ll just take your first round pick this year.

Dwight has taken 67 3’s in his career. That was his 8th make.

Sure, you have my blessing.

Knicks game plan is on fire lol.

 

I guess Rick didn’t see it. Probably too busy playing Pet detective.

We will take a slice of his butt cheek then to give to AD then, to help with his recovery.

Maybe in the second quarter.

Don’t disrespect the special olympics like that.

Ummm...because you are still short out there and didn’t play JJ the Laker killer.

I have no idea what this means but LeBron could use some nuts sometimes. Always good to have extras.

Why it was so fun?

Are you sure? There are three more quarters to go.

That’s true but at least he’s tall.

He’s Superman but he’s got a flying partner in Bald Eagle.

Thank God this was a game we didn’t seem to totally collapsed while LeBron was on the bench.

The scrubs are already in.

Don’t worry, you didn’t.

And just as spacey.

No 26 actually.

Not our fault you don’t have enough bum a** Maverick fans to raise your TV rating enough.

So I wonder where a 15 point win falls on his happy/depressed scale.

At least if there was a tornado you would have had an excuse to call the game early.

62 points scored by Lakers...triggered.

Nah, Bieber’s hair looks better.

Oh he flops for sure..on land, on sea, on wood. You name it.

Turnabout is fair play.

No mercy till you crawl back under the rock you came out from.

Hey just be glad Dudley didn’t eat him as a snack.

Elmer Fudd out there doing work.


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No that’s NO problem now, along with his dad.

You just need to go to Emerald City to see the Wizard

No you just need to go to Emerald City and get a brain because you obviously don’t have one.

 

Here’s a couple pictures of a home theater I had in one of my houses. Hence my love of the Wizard of Oz.

 

No it was my house.

 

Maybe your name should have been Poppy instead of Cookie. Or maybe a deeper dive and called yourself Jitterbug?