2019/20 Players' Transactions: Breaking News , Trades, Free Agents, And Rumors

Ky: Hey Danny, I'm sorry it didn't work out. It wasn't you..it was AD...uh, I mean me.

Danny: But what about all the people that rsvp'd yes?

Ky: What did AD Sr. and his +1 respond back with? Ah forget it, it doesn't matter anyways. It's over. I just need you to pack up all my stuff. I'll always appreciate you letting me move in with you for the last couple years and our engagement was full of potential, but I just can't marry you Danny.

Danny: And the ring?

Ky: Oh, you can have it back. That's another thing...I showed you the type of ring I wanted, but you got this circular atrocity instead.

Danny: I told you...it was hard finding a square band within my budget. Once they relented on the unique concept design, they asked for way too much. They wanted 4 draft picks...really?!? So I went with the traditional band instead.

Ky: And that's why the band is breaking up. You just don't have the IT factor that guys want in a commitment.

Danny: what?

Ky: Nevermind. Can I just get my things please. I have a long flight ahead of me.

Danny: Wait...long flight? It's a hour flight to New York. I get why others warned me about you being a diva and all, but really a hour flight is long to you now? It never bothered you when we were making our trips to the Hampto...wait, are you getting back with your ex again?

Ky: huh?

Danny: Long flight...like LA long flight. How could you?

Ky: Its no longer your concern. My things please. I gotta hit the road.

Danny: You're a cold hearted SOB. I remember that other dude you were flirting with too in the Hsmptons. You never loved me...did you?

(Hands "round" box of things over)

Ky: The concept of love is just as abstract as the earth is roun...wait...my decorative pepper shaker is here but where is the matching salt...



I'm here all week folks. Unless you rather go to cbag reddit instead.

 

Just sign Collison, bradley, ariza and beverly and see you guys next june

 

Why?

See @trodgers numbers and btw those two got chemistry. Haha



Okay they might need to work off each other better, but they got a whole season before the playoffs to figure it out.

Plus if Kawhi hopefully comes, I rather use our room exception of near 5m to offer to our center spot so that we can make AD even more happier in moving him back to the 4.



I believe we can get DJ at the vet min...but if there is a bidding war then I hope the room exception will suffice.

 

LMAO! Great stuff! You should go on with OX for one of the podcast segments after he outfits his home studio with the good audio and computer s***.

C-bag reddit. Maybe because the guy just reported what was happening rather than mixing in disdain for Rob as well for not doing it quite perfectly?

 

Waiting for the media to make a stink of this the same way they did in the TyChandler buyout...in 3...2...never.

 

We all play this right, entertainment will have a new meaning.

 

I mean, those court quotes are pretty damping, also, how do you not know what consent means?

Hard pass on him please.

 

6 teams listed and we are the only one with a special comment.

 

stein isn't a laker-hater, though, imo.

still, why bother "insisting" in the press that you're in it? if you are, you are. nobody needs to know until the announcement. that's clipper stuff.

 

I have a restraining order on Ox after the Temecula incident. He's gotta convince me he's no longer a hot head. Until that, putting him and I in a room together is bulls***... Wait that would make me the...

s***, anyways as for Rob... It's only disdain for the way he operates. He's not finesse'n our cap... That's evident so far and nothing I said in that matter is wrong. If Rob somehow drags the AD deal to August while locking up Kawhi to a near max bag, then I'll be the first to applaud dude. Till then there was a better way to have a play at Kawhi while trading for AD (plus his kicker) and it appears we didn't go that route.

Correct me if I'm wrong but you are the guy that still values our youth and doesn't want to give up everything to get AD, right? Props in keeping Kuz, but we are on the verge of sending meaningful draft capital as well as every other dude on the roster...when we didn't have to considering the leverage we held.

Either way Rob gets a ton of credit from me in getting us to this point cause we know Magic wasn't the cap guy. Still you do know that at least getting future 2nd rounders for Jules, Zu and TB were small cap efficient moves that could have gone a long way.

 

lee jenkins?

the clippers are clearly invested in getting their brand up. i think the press coverage is a result of a very deliberate, concerted effort. so that even if they don't get kawhi, they get to claim elite status, a destination franchise.

 

@Savory Griddles im tagging you in on this bro. Seems like a lot more tinfoils in here now...wouldn't you say?

Ballmar buying out the press, buying out the Logo, buying out whatever he wants... Now where have I seen this before?

#PlansBeenFoiled

 

Agree on your last paragraph without knowing what role in those decisions Magic interjected. What I do know is that all these moves he's had to get agreements on in order to get AD and still have room for the 32M have not happened in a bubble. The league knows what we've got coming at them if we land two more superstars to run with LeBron. Now and for the next 10 years. Always has been a Lakers tax and now it's on steroids with hesitancy to cooperate on anything, especially NO who Klutch and the Lakers just forced to trade their franchise player a year early and tried to do it a year and a half early at the deadline. No goodwill there, ya think? And no goodwill anywhere for Rob after Magic went on nationally syndicated ESPN and to all the world called him a backstabber. Ya think?

 

I was born hot. And I will die that way. Just say when.