I never thought I'd see this thread again this year while playing. But @Punk-101 brings up a great point. As the season winds down we should get so tank team doomsday posts. That would be awesome
This from the team that, I'm pretty sure, only has draft picks on the roster at this point. And how is keeping up with a rolling Jazz team intentionally tanking?
This comment frustrates me because of how down they are on Stanley Johnson. Sure he isn't a sure thing but its as if he is saying he's a scrub already.
It's because they know that anyone less than a once in a generation type player will instantly get traded away for draft picks.
Someone had to do it..... Houston's fans' plan for Clippers in game 3: I don't know how, or even if it will work, but try to put some clips into foul trouble. they have a very short rotation. imo we got a lot of favorable calls in game 2. will need to play much smarter and make a lot of 3's to win this game. It would be nice if anybody could hit an open 3, especially Terry since that's the only reason he's here. Won't get the calls we got in Game 2. Going to need knock down shots. The role players like Brewer, and Ariza were doing fine in last two games, Harden and Howard were the problems for the loss of the game 1. Harden has to be on the attacking mode instead of a facilitator if the rockets want to get one win from two. I cannot recall a team ever completely and utterly abandoning their identity in a matter of about 2 weeks. The defense that we were known for is all but gone. We can only hope the 2nd half effort last night continues, but I'm not confident. We'll see. I feel oddly optimistic about this game. Not sure why. But I had a strange feeling we were gonna lose Game 1 that whole day, and I figured we'd win last night -- so I'll just ride the optimistic gut feeling for this one and hope to be right again. Have sex with my wife or watch the game...? why not both? (because) My wife takes forever to get ready. GAME TIME!! I'm about done with Terry. Hit a f***ing shot. terry is broke Pathetic rebounding terrible defense we can't defense blake. Oh...so we're going to give up another 40 point quarter. Sweet. Harden is scared again what a #%#% McIdiot! Harden does not even play like a top 10 player what a loser I am 100% on the trade Terrence Jones bandwagon after this playoffs. He is garbage. He has had 2 good quarters out of 24. Ariza this series... Harden playing not too fail rather then to win . Terry is approaching Jeremy Lin levels of frustration... Jj owns harden It is genuinely unbelievable at this point that we were a Top 5 defensive team this season **** you hubie Are they shooting 100%?! My god. Is there anyone who can't score over jones? He plays so small I'd fire Mchale at halftime. Good: Dwight dominating, Harden shot falling, Blake 2 quick fouls Bad: JJ Redick, Rockets cant buy a non-Harden 3 What is it with Reddick he sucks against every other team but makes ridiculous stupid shots against the Roxs !!!! The Rockets are going to win this game. Only question is whether I bother to stay awake. Yawn. Smith might lose this game on his own Harden had 15 turnovers in the first 2 games so so (much) for him being a passer We got em right where we want em. Griffin in foul trouble. CP3 limping and his shot is off. Shot very poorly while LA was on fire from 3. This will be our game in the end. I can't ****ing stand when harden tries to get fouled, 75% of getting a turnover. I agree with Stephen a Smith, "I wanna see harden stop looking for a foul every play and just boogie on players like we know he can do" Scrub a** Austin Rivers lighting us up again. Austin Rivers has apparently transformed into Doc Rivers... Josh Smith is laazy Please just get Smith out of the game. T Jones may be weak but at least he tries Not a ****ing surprise. We are the worst ****ing transition D team in the league. When every team's scrub player goes off on us, that's when you know we are garbage on D. Rockets may be fined by the nba for stupidity... Did nobody study and make plans for how to defend the Paul-Griffin pick-and-roll? I feel like I've seen it 50 times already. I need to find me a kardashian Harden's defense is back to last year. Oh for **** sake. I'm done **** this team .....blow it up Lol Rivers killing Harden. What a joke. We're done. Austin Rivers is Jordan. We suck. I hate this so much. Time to move on to the hard liquor GET TERRY OUT THE F****** GAME. GADDAMMIT!!!! Harden's defense makes Redick look like Westbrook We will always be handicapped because we have an absolute Hippo as a coach JJ used to be a soft stationary jump shooter, now he's schooling Harden, and plays much tougher than our MVP candidate. What a shame. Sit Harden no defense playing a** down Suck it Harden. Pathetic. Play some ****ing defense. Give some ****ing effort. ****ing loser!!! Series over. James Harden plays like a damn fool in the playoffs. Guy is the complete opposite of a leader. one of the lowest points in my rockets fandom. no joke. I feel sick. Reddick locks down Harden And Rivers tortures him Michael should bench Harden for the rest of this series for this pathetic effort. This guy needs to do something over the offseason. Cardio Harden is no superstar. Superstars don't play like S*** in the playoffs. When Austin River is stylin on you...you know it's time to go home. Harden exposed. hero ball only works on non playoff team. I guess I'll be considered pessimistic but I know QUIT when I see it and I've seen it a LOT. This team has a TICKER problem....PERIOD ! Giving up 99 points through 3 quarters?! Unbelievable. Well.... at least we got out of the first round. The future looks bleak. What are the odds that this is a nightmare I'm having and none of it is real? This team doesn't have a 2nd scoring option (Howard isn't good offensively to be relied as a 2nd option). And Harden is mentally weak for the playoff intensity. Guys, it's only a 23-0 run! I can't believe Harden was a MVP candidate. WTF am I watching?!?!?! Sucks because MCFAIL just got extended too.. Rivers doing harden's dance. Well I be damned Dwight is horrible in the post bro. Maybe Barnes was misunderstood...it could have been Harden he was talking about and not his mother. Been a rockets fan for 35 years... I have never seen a superstar disappear/ quit like Harden does...I would take a young Francis, mcgrady, over this guy any day... Did not deserve the MVP I miss Yao harden is fools gold A literal blind man has a better chance of making a FT than Dwight. josh smith has sucked a** this series I wonder if Minny would trade Wiggins for Harden? Howard had absolutely no impact on the game whatsoever(maybe besides missing freebies). I can't believe this guy was once a DPOY. He deserves more blame than Harden IMO. some people are just delusional... optimistic after this ****ing game? borderline psychos..smh I've had breakups less painful than watching that to the end. Clutch delete this site
Harden is an absolute turd in the playoffs. He turns into a spot up 3 point shooter when he's not getting calls left and right. Dribble dribble dribble dribble crossover back to the same spot I started fadeaway brick sounds about right. And if they want Terrence Jones gone, I'll gladly take him here.
jones is kind of my worst case scenario for randle. he's too short to play pf and not skilled or mobile enough to play sf. harden is who he is: a pretty good player who masquerades as great due to absolutely ridiculous officiating. when that goes away, he's still good, just not good enough to carry a team. he'll have another hot shooting game in this series (he usually has one every 5th or 6th game, so he's about due), and everyone will be back on the bandwagon again.
Puffy has kind of a special way of asking for DOOM as well. You know. It would ummm be kind of nice ..... in case someone wanted to uhhh maybe get "some" for us. Where's Puff?
Some DOOM at last. Some of these are just downright hilarious. There's more out there but here's a good sampling at least. Enjoy!
