DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. alam1108

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    There's a lot of good stuff on Reddit, I'll get to it once I'm on a computer. Lunch is on me guys.
     
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    I wouldn't put all the blame on Vlade, the owner is a moron...I honesty think he'd fail as a GM playing franchise mode in NBA 2k gms.
     
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    look for Vivek's draft day pining for stauskas, it's hilarious
     
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  4. alam1108

    alam1108 - Lakers Legend -

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    "Anthony Davis wins the MVP of the All-Star game and gets Cousins for a reward. Who said the All-Star games are pointless?"

    "But the Kings get the Sacramento Kings' 2010 Rookie of the Year Tyreke Evans"

    "So my roommate is a kings fan. How do I ask him for march rent before he kills himself?"

    "'Vivek has final say' are the four most terrifying words Sacramento fans could have possibly heard"

    "Hello, I'd like to cancel my flight.
    May I have your name, sir?
    DeMarcus Cousins."

    "End my f***ing life"

    "This is what happens when you let the computer make trades for you in MyGM.
    Even 2K would deny this trade"

    "-This SUCKS for the Warriors who now have to deal with this in the first round
    -Warriors slipping to the 8th seed. You heard it here.
    -[from a warriors fan]pls hold on to that 8th seed Nuggets"

    "Um yes, I'd like to report a robbery."
    "Sacramento lost a cousin but gained a buddy"

    "-Official: The Kings are the worst run franchise in sports.
    -Brooklyn Nets: "hold my beer""

    "Durant to Pelicans CONFIRMED"

    "So the Kings get taxpayers to spend public money on a new stadium that opened this year, publicly talk about winning now & building around Boogie, and then dump him for peanuts just after the stadium is built.
    Absolute villainy from Vivek & the Kings org"

    "IF YOU ARE A KING'S FAN, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SWITCH TEAMS. NOBODY WILL CALL YOU A BANDWAGGON FOR YOUR d****** FRONT OFFICE"

    "LEGEND SAYS DRAYMOND IS ALREADY IN FOUL TROUBLE"

    "I just got a new car and put a Kings sticker on there. Now I have to throw the car away"

    "Kings are dead to me."

    "-Calling to cancel my season tickets tomorrow
    -At this point f*** the money.. I want out.."

    "Kings tickets better be f***ing free for the rest of the season"

    "This is like a trade your d****** noob friend does in a fantasy basketball league and has to get vetoed."

    "Sorry Kings fans but you guys possible have the dumbest FO in NBA history. The Knicks were actually beginning to make you guys look good this year."

    "Maybe Buddy Hield will be the next Steph Curry?"
     
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    ^good breakfast...
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG] [​IMG]

    sooooo gooooood !!!!

    :Laugh:
     
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    "LEGEND SAYS DRAYMOND IS ALREADY IN FOUL TROUBLE"
    This one made me lose it.
     
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  9. sirronstuff

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    Can you explain the reference?

    [​IMG]
     
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    probably expectations that Pelicans make playoffs and play GSW in 1st rd? Death Lineup is going to get creamed if they do meet, Draymond can't handle both Davis and Cuz
     
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    bumped from page 3!!! :dwightcrying:


    [​IMG]

    Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!
     
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  12. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    When tanks collide


    Don't think Brooker is talking any s*** to the media.


    Have these guys been reading our game threads?


    You need to leave off the word head and just say he's a butt.

    How's he dribble with no hands


    Most of us were rooting for the tank but it feels good to win.


    Smoked like a turkey. Or if we are talking about your team.....smoked like a Dudley.


    This might be true.

    Keep your Booker.


    We'll trade you. They better contracts.


    He's not a Pokémon but he's a great catch for the second round.


    Halloween is over but we gave you a trick instead of a treat anyhow.


    Just face it. Our fans own your arena.


    Maybe Metta gave him some of his stash.



    All your games are home games for the Lakers

     
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    Haven't even read yet .... but great opening line, "When tanks collide"

    :Laugh:

    OK now I've read.

    :Headbang:
     
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    :Laugh::Headbang:

    Good stuff as always Cookie!!!!
     
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    big fan of cookie
     
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    Yeah Cookie is da woman!
     
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    Marry me! Kidding. Sort of.

    :Crazyartest::Shaqwink:

    Keep up the great work!
     
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    Went looking for more Doom today. Wasn't much there but I did see this. Please tell Jim and Mitch never passed on a player because he was nervous during the interview and sweated.


    Yupe... i seriously hope that we can land Lonzo Ball, but also acknowledge that the chance is slim
    Found this amusing article, regarding how our GM will pass on a good player

    http://valleyofthesuns.com/2015/04/...nterested-in-kawhi-leonard-in-2011-nba-draft/

    apparently our previous GM pass on Kahwi Leonard because he sweated a lot in his interview with the FO…LOL

    Anyone still thinks Lance Blanks is better than McD? LOL


    Jesus
    Markelle Fultz gonna sneeze and we’re gonna think he has chronic sinus issues




    This guys in denial.

    Zuuuuuu


    Someone took Swaggy's jewelry but we still have our lunch money.






    What is the defense you talk about?



     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    I guess I added to the doom. I went to sleep after the third quarter, thinking we were going to lose. I I woke up today and checked the score and we won. I was shocked . Some of the doom tonight has nothing to do with the game but I just thought it was funny. No commentary today. Kinda in a rush.







     
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    Thanks Cookie, I've been starving. Starting to look a little like Ingram.
     
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