I hope @Cookie is okay if I take this one. Our fearless leader requested a little Doom... First: the confidence. I bet you can already taste the 200 million going to Chris Paul, can't you? Oh there's the sadness I was hoping for. Splitting the difference between sadness and confidence. What does your heart say Rockets fan? Failure probably. Shout out to the realest Rocket fan on the site! Except how do the rich get richer and we're also a waste of LeBron's career and garbage? And Anthony Davis! And bring Hakeem out of retirement! And Jordan! And squeeze Barkley into a jersey! There's delusional and then there's whatever this guy is. The Houston magic mushroom business must be second to their stripper empire. "Hello? Hello? Are the basketball gods there?... Hello??" Surrounded by Rockets fans who think they're going to trade Ryan Anderson and Eric Gordon for LeBron? Sure. We'll definitely see, buddy. I'd say something clever, but he sucked all the brain power out of the room. Same guy. It's just... beautiful in a sad way. Still the same guy... who is calling our youngster "replacement level players" while saying it's more realistic that Anderson/Gordon/picks gets him LeBron. I just... I don't know how Cookie does this. This hurts my brain. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You're right. It can't be about entertainment because the Rockets are the least entertaining team in the West. Boom. No Tucker, no deal.