DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Green slime doom is the best and I don’t even like the color green...except for money of course.

Devils don’t have souls.

The announcers were bad.

And how’s that working out for you?

Yes he does and he’s the reason for 1 of Lebron’s rings.

Just be glad it wasn’t a book signing.

You don’t have an excuse.

Yes I’m scared of this also.

Nope. You have the flu. Stay in bed for a week. It’s not like your team even woke up from bed for this game.

Al Horford an all star... Freaking east.

Since you are C bag, I’m sure he hates you too.

Not only spin around you but put up 3 pointers all day long.

No wonder Jaylen wasn't invited to the dunk contest

Better get a fire extinguisher because you play the Clipper, GSW and Denver next. The meltdowns are just beginning.

Josh Hart is not crap.

That’s a great idea. The refs can’t possibly shoot worse then us.

He’s like the Chershire cat.

I don’t know about the locker room but certainly from the bench.

Brain dead, clown car....those a 2 good ways to describe a C bag.

You would never know it the way ESPN fawns over him.

Time for a team meeting.

This brought a smile to my face....except for the Lebron James part.

Reversal of fortunes....a couple weeks ago we lost 9 straight and look at us now.

His futures so bright you need to wear shades. Plus they will cover your eyebrows till they grow back.

Yes we do and you’re not getting any of it.

So you are going to compare yourself to the dumpster fire going on in Cleveland....whatever gets you through the night.

A C bag fan in pain. One of my favorite things.

 

At any C bag fan trying to pretend Kuzma is overrated while the NBA world kisses the ground Tatum walks on. I hate that they're making me hate this kid because I really liked him predraft, but you want to talk about overrated?

Kyle Kuzma is a better scorer, a better passer, and a better rebounder than Tatum. Tatum started off shooting an insanely high percentage from outside (50% in October), but has steadily regressed to where he's now basically an average outside shooter (34.6% in January). Kuzma hit two high months, but they're now about the same from outside while Kuzma has taken more than 100 more threes in two less games (meaning I think Tatum will regress even further as the season goes on). Tatum has the edge defensively, but that's really about it.

We got at worst a comparable player to Boston's #3 pick at #27 and they should feel really bad about that because it's another notch in our belt and another step towards our return.

 

Tatum could be the next Battier... Nothing spectacular, not there defensively but plays hard.

 

Winners of what...6 out of the last 8? Busy times for this thread. Hope it becomes a trend.

 

No...just looked at how he moves on the floor. Steady, plays within Stevens' system. Takes threes when they present themselves. No hero-ball. They looked similar in my observation.

 

I know we already ate but there’s always room for seconds when we beat the C Bags.

Should have just stayed over there. We certainly wouldn’t have missed you.

More like 11,000 but who’s counting.

Teamates....he don’t need no stinking teammates.

Just wait. Smart will have your pulse racing as he chucks up a shot at the end.

Nowhere....exactly where you team is going in the playoffs. That’s if they even make it to the 8th seed.

Your swagger met the end of the flat earth and fell off.

Your players are on the same bus Deng is, and that really is the bus to nowhere. Maybe the earth is flat....I’m getting an idea. Deng, bus, edge of flat earth.....

Even the Andersons hate the C Bags.

It’s the basketball gods punishment for the man bun.

It was more like a half.

Smearing poop on yourself....your a C bag fan, it’s not like you aren’t already poop.

This doesn’t happen nearly enough for my taste. I guess he grows shorter closer to the 3 point line.

Flat earth it is.

There’s a team in Lithuania, where he would fit right in.

Such a waste of an All Star slot.

Kuzmachine firing on all cylinders.

Ask and you shall receive.

End of game thread. We have a winner.

Oscar will find out quickly that Michael Scott was a much better boss then Chris Paul.

I’d say pretty high. Kyrie learned from the best.

Number 27 outplaying number 3. Lots of both love and hate for Kuzma on the C Bags game thread.

No soup for you.

Even Lebron himself couldn’t have stopped Kuz last night.

You’re not getting any life preserver from me buddy.

 

...and how do you know he would be THAT much better? I said he could be (ceiling wise) the next Shane Battier not would be. Tatum was being hailed as the second coming of Paul Pierce according to their fan-base. Rare that a rookie comes in and sets the League on fire.

I don't think anyone projected All-Star for Ingram around here even by our most positive loyalists. That's just hyperbole.

 

So tasty. Other team's fans love Kuzma, but most of them are afraid to admit it. Kid's a baller.