The Dame's Doomsday Thread: Coming Soon...

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  1. therealdeal

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    @Cookie as always your commentary makes me laugh probably more than the fans whose night we ruined.
     
  2. JohnnyComeLately2k6

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  3. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom

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    Lots of hate for Patty Mills and Pop in the Spurs game thread.



    I’d be sad too if I had to watch the crappy basketball play of your team.




    We like it.




    It’s juggler nut.




    Kyle who?




    It might not be true this year but we are coming for you and that gold ball.





    Elderly...that guys a fossil.




    Looking forward to that rodeo trip aren’t you? Yeehaw.




    Been there. Done that.





    He was really bad tonight.




    You’re not going to be laughing when he shoots 1-9 in the playoffs.




    Close your eyes and maybe it was all a bad nightmare.



    That worst team just beat your a**.




    They call Patty Mills, 50Mills. The whole thread was nothing but slamming him.




    Which was more embarrassing? That you lost or you had 3 days off and STILL lost?





    We didn’t have Shaq but Larry did a good job filling in tonight.







    These people were actually serious about the Spurs front office.





    Big baller busting your butt tonight.





    Welcome to your 2018 Spurs.




    Yes we beat them too. Thank you.





    Depends on if you like mascots or not.





    I miss those time too.





    He must have knock open his coffin because Ginobili on the court and he should definitely old enough to be dead.





    If NBA players had to weigh in, players like ZBo, Deng and Felton would have to order Ex-lax’s in bulk.





    Poor Kawhi. Getting caught in the middle and his hammy pulled into different directions.






    Don’t give Lavar any ideas. This will be his next T-shirt.





    Can the bartender shoot 3’s? We will hire him. He can be our part time scout too. Oops, I forgot...Jim is gone.



     
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  4. JohnnyComeLately2k6

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    LOL and I wish the NBA carbon-dated their players like fossils RE: Deng

    Oh so cruel and they call TP "porker"

    :Laugh:

    Thanks for dinner @Cookie
    :Hungryfordoom:
     
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    Cookie giving us three delicious feasts in a row!
     
  6. KareemtheGreat33

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    damn, spurs fans sure are a tough crowd for a team that finishes in top 3 in the WC year after year and has won 5 titles within a 20 year span
     
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    Yeah no kidding. Calling the FO clueless.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. KareemtheGreat33

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    Whooooo we're back
     
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    easy there cowboy.....long way to go yet
     
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    :Laugh:
     
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    I meant the Doomsday thread afflicted with malware:Kareemlook:
     
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    I didn’t but it would have been nice.



    Gosh, I wonder if anyone really misses Don Nelson?



    Stop flopping.... that can be said for about half of your players. Are you trying to be the biggest flopping team in Texas and out do the Rockets?




    I can’t wait either. I’m tired of seeing that shrimp.





    Please retire this season Dirk before your body turns to ash on the court.





    I had to listen to the Mavs broadcast and definitely wanted to smash my TV. What a bunch of homers.





    I remember when Rondo was going to help you win the championship. How’d that work out for you Cuban?




    Was, toast, done...any of those terms will do.




    Well he won’t catch him with a walker either, which is what he needs.



    That reminds me of some of our guys.




    This was funny. Overall the Dallas fans aren’t very excited to get Randle in a trade. Most of them think he’s ok but don’t want to have to pay him the big bucks on his next contract.



    Run Forest run.



    If this is the only way for you to stay in the league, just retire and save your dignity.




    You are going to need all the balls you can get. We got ours and his first name in Zo. There are some spare ones in Lithuania though if you act fast. You can get a steal....er.




    Back where you belong.
     
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    Thank you Cookie for this gift that keeps giving. Here is a 21 Jack salute to all your hard work bringing the Doom back to Lakersball.com.

    :Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker::Jacksnicker:
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom

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    Lots of “love”for JC tonight from Pacer fans. We won the game shooting an all time low percentage from the line. Maybe our guys think it’s 3 throws. Like you have to miss 3 for each one that you make.






    You lose then.




    At least the college guys aren’t getting paid....well, not legally.





    Your supposed to anchor the paint not anchor the sinking ship.






    Bricks need friends too.




    We are all asking ourselves that same question.






    Your coach is dumb. This would have been an easy way for you to win tonight.





    Some of that snow must have been on our rim during free throws.




    JC to the all star game.



    Depends....will you take Deng also?






    You came, you saw and you got beat.





    Was that Al Jefferson I saw eating fried chicken with Deng this summer?






    Now now, KCP served his whole sentence. No jailbreaksfrom him.






    Don’t diss the YMCA that way.







    Your team needs to get a flu shot for that sh*t show.





    He must have been reading our game thread.





    Would the cutout fall down on the ground also?





    This guy should write children’s stories.
     
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    :Laugh::Laugh::Laugh:

    Great stuff Cookie!
     
  18. JohnnyComeLately2k6

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    :Kobe Snickering:

    Thanks for dinner, @Cookie!
     
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    @Cookie thank you!!!! That was one of the funniest dooms!
     
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