DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. LTLakerFan

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    Hmmm sounds like I jumped the gun. You're not in your fully appointed new high tech writing space yet .....are you? What are you doing .... sitting in empty rooms or a car seat still cranking out Doom? What a giver!
     
  2. LTLakerFan

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    Yeah! Just reading the Houston Doom now and had to copy this just to come have Shaq laugh 1/3 of the way in.


    "This is it. The season comes down to this.

    I don't think Chris Paul will play. The basketball gods are granting Harden a chance to write his own narrative, silence his critics, and deliver the career defining victory of his most valuable season.

    The Rockets will answer the call for greatness. Harden will rise in the pantheon of NBA legends. Houston will become Clutch City... again!



    The basketball gods said enough of this s***."


    :Shaqlaughing 2:
     
  3. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    I’m in box hell, wondering where all this stuff comes from.
     
  4. Cookie

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    I don’t have a lot of time, so I’ll have to post doom in nibble size potions. Here’s a serving.


    Swag champs for the E win.



    Nope.

    I only last a minute before I start crying, when I have to watch the Rockets.



    Your purchase is complete.





    Yes we don’t want the squirrels to starve.




    No they don’t.



    Some of your players are so dumb they might not remember.
     
  5. JohnnyComeLately2k6

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    DOTGDMFY
     
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    What?
     
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    lol so much win in a such a small package: the e-win reference, a clever nod to the rockets' unwatchability, pop culture internet commerce ref, a quick (and veridical) refutation of a harden claim of excellence.

    it's all here, folks.
     
  9. JohnnyComeLately2k6

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    Doom of the <expletive> <expletive> Year
    :Crazyartest:
     
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    The e-wins reference was gold.
     
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    potty mouth

    :BallShameShame:
     
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    OMG... 178 page game thread and at least 100 pages are Rocket fans complaining about the refs. I’m not kidding. I deserve hazard pay for having to read this crap. What a bunch of losers. I hated the Rockets before but now I REALLY hate the Rockets. I’ll finish up doom tomorrow if there’s anything left in the last 30 pages that not a complaint about the refs.






    Gently, hard...I don’t care, just go.


    Or on an imaginary banana peel, when you flop and haven’t even been touched.




    Harden’s legacy? You mean flopping, whining baby. Of course it’s a 2 man race with his team mate Chris Paul.


    I’d be mad too. He’s probably got a small animal living in that beard and it’s biting him.





    More like a house made out of straw. Huff and puff and blow the thing down.





    Sorry Trev but 0 for 12 not cutting it.






    Coal in your stocking this year.







    I wonder if this guy got to the hospital on time. Oh well 1 less Rocket fan in the world.





    A rented mule??
     
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    "I’d be mad too. He’s probably got a small animal living in that beard and it’s biting him."

    :Laugh:
     
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    All hail Cookie, the gift that keeps on giving regardless of circumstance!
     
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    Careful Cookie with this success. Any detractors will start comparing you to Apple and calling you a one trick pony.

    :Fishwink:
     
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    Cavs Game One doom please?
    :Brows:
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    Nope they are an 11.5 underdog
     
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    Whoever took the over should have known better. Game one, this is the Finals, against these Warriors? Give me the under a day.

    In game two i could see it being a blowout.
     

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